ITT we talk about mirrors and listen to weezy

do you like mirrors??? what is your favorite type of mirror (magic mirror, fun house mirror, hand mirror, full body mirror)??? what is your favorite mirror-based activity (breaking mirrors for bad luck because you live life on the edge, admiring how perfect you are in mirrors, punching mirrors because you can't stand yourself)???

I enjoy ceiling mirrors so that I can watch myself masturbate on my bed and see how utterly pathetic I am
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real? <---done entirely from memory. will go check to see how close I was now

EDIT - 100%, only thing wrong was the punctuation