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#1
Ok so imagine this and tell me what you'd do:


It's a thursday evening right around supper time. Your gf and you are sitting down for a nice bbq supper with a bottle of wine. Just as you take your first bite, her phone rings and she picks up.

It's a good friend of hers in a panic. Her bunny (who is very old and has been sick for a while) has become unresponsive and is fading in and out of consciousness.

She urgently wants to bring it to a vet clinic about 45 minutes away from her place but she recently crashed her car. She is asking your gf to ask you if you can go pick her up (half an hour away) to drive her to the vet (45 minutes away.)

GF tells her friend she needs to check with you and will call her back.

How do you react? You are slightly buzzed from the wine but probably still more than ok to drive
#4
lol, yeah it was red wine. I feel the need to mention that "slightly buzzed" means a glass and a half of red wine and I'm close to 200 pounds. It's a legit factor but I am pretty certain I would not have popped the bubble
#5
Replace the bunny with a dog in this story and I will save it
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#6
i don't drink, I don't have a girlfriend, and i don't have a bunny
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#7
So what did you end up doing?
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#8
Wow.... 1.5 glasses of wine and you're buzzed? Lightweight.

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#10
For real calling people lightweights is dumb tho

Like if I weigh 135 pounds and you weigh 250 you're going to be able to handle more alcohol than me

That being said if you're 200 pounds and get buzzed from 1.5 glasses of wine you are a lightweight
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#11
I'm much less than 200lb and 1.5 glasses of Malbec hasn't even gotten me started yet.

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Are you crazy? I would never be drinking wine while bbq'ing....
Eh it depends. Grillin up some steaks I would not turn down some decent reds.

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I'm much less than 200lb and 1.5 glasses of Malbec hasn't even gotten me started yet.


So you're not a lightweight.

You're a soak...
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#15
Say you're too drunk to drive.
Continue to get drunk.

Either way I'm not driving 45 mins for a f*cken rabbit.
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Wow.... 1.5 glasses of wine and you're buzzed? Lightweight.


well see that's what I'm saying. I could somehow feel the effect of the alcohol but it was so slight (considering the amount I had and my weight) that I'm convinced it wouldn't have impaired my driving. The moment you drink alcohol, you're somehow inebriated, even if you don't realize it.


But anyways, neither my gf or I felt like going but we were having a moral dilemma about what was the right thing to do. Both of us agreed that if it was a dog, we would go. Or if it was a pregnant bunny that was struggling with labor we would probably go as well.

But an old sick bunny? It was no.

I was in the process of wondering if it was a douchebag move to tell her that I was too buzzed to drive but she texted my gf to say that the bunny died, lol.

Crisis averted.


Also lol @ the guy with the bunny avatar that doesn't have a bunny
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Say you're too drunk to drive.
Continue to get drunk.

Either way I'm not driving 45 mins for a f*cken rabbit.

it's a bunny
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Are you crazy? I would never be drinking wine while bbq'ing....


During the actual act of bbqing, beer all the way sure. But when you have a thick steak on your plate, I'm sorry but red wine beats all else.
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Say you're too drunk to drive.
Continue to get drunk.

Either way I'm not driving 45 mins for a f*cken rabbit.

i could probably catch you a new rabbit in less time than it would take to nurse that one back to health
#20
Why can't your gf drive?

If she can't just say you aren't good to drive. It sucks but I'm sure there's more than one person the friend knows who can drive. And if it's a big vet place they might have an ambulance


Also there is nothing to lol about when a pet dies no matter how old or sick it is or what species it is.
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Also lol @ the guy with the bunny avatar that doesn't have a bunny

it's a rabbit
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So you're not a lightweight.

You're a soak...

I'm not up to date with your crazy kid slangs. What's a soak...

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#23
Rip unknown bunny.

Also who brought up the dog?

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Rip unknown bunny.

Also who brought up the dog?


you mean in the process of our moral dilemma? Me. It was my wife who mentioned the rabbit struggling during labor
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Wow.... 1.5 glasses of wine and you're buzzed? Lightweight.


This was my first thought.
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#28
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During the actual act of bbqing, beer all the way sure. But when you have a thick steak on your plate, I'm sorry but red wine beats all else.



I guess that depends what type of beer you usually drink. I could find you some beers that would pair amazingly with a nice steak.
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I guess that depends what type of beer you usually drink. I could find you some beers that would pair amazingly with a nice steak.


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I'm gonna need some aloe.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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"When the penis is put in the vagina but there is no pumping or thrusting, so it seems less like sex. Preferred form of premarital sex for mormons. "

I'm gonna need some aloe.


Scroll to the second definition you freak!
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"When the penis is put in the vagina but there is no pumping or thrusting, so it seems less like sex. Preferred form of premarital sex for mormons. "

I'm gonna need some aloe.


there's an extra "m" in there. Try to find it
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Puping instead of pumping.
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+1

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#36
I'd do it becuz I like animals and road trips. Probably score brownie points with your girl too.
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I'd do it becuz I like animals and road trips. Probably score brownie points with your girl too.

Maybe potential for a 3some?

A soaked 3some of course.

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