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#1
Who would it be?

I'd be Ry Cooder, worked with so many artists, plays guitar and mandolin so well and has a ****ing awesome collection of instruments.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#2
I'd be Dr. Dre, because I'd spend my days getting brolic instead of wasting time making music. I'd also be a multi-millionaire.
Free Ali
#3
I'd be me but with a voice that isn't weak as ****.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#6
Wouldn't be anyone

I wanna be myself

Even if myself is a loser

Which myself are
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#7
Freddie Mercury but I wouldn't be gay so I wouldn't be dead
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#8
Freddie mercury was actually bisexual, but that don't real
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#9
Quote by MinterMan22
katy perry so i could play w/ my tits

You could also be John Mayer, who also probably plays with Katy Perry's tits.
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#10
I wouldn't bum/get bummed by men then okay
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#12
Quote by Trowzaa
I wouldn't bum/get bummed by men then okay


Your loss
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#13
Quote by Trowzaa
I wouldn't bum/get bummed by men then okay

Are you sure you could handle such a drastic life change
#14
Quote by ErikLensherr
Are you sure you could handle such a drastic life change


ouch roasted
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#15
Quote by Trowzaa
I wouldn't bum/get bummed by men then okay

What's that word for gay dudes who don't do anal?

Yeah, I bet you think you're slick, don't you? You were gonna say "heterosexual" or "straight guy," weren't you?
Free Ali
#16
Quote by MinterMan22
katy perry so i could play w/ my tits

In all honesty, /thread
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#17
here's my list

billy joel

nick drake

sam beam

leonard cohen

damien rice

Mark Kozelek

mf doom

probably more but whatevs
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#19
oh yeah, and anyone that can play Chopin's Polonaise in Ab major.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#22
Quote by Pastafarian96
oh yeah, and anyone that can play Chopin's Polonaise in Ab major.

oh mate, this makes yu horowitz. nice
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#24
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Kozelek is quite enigmatic. His persona really doesn't match up to his thoughtful writing. Its hard for anyone to really know what he's about when he has everyone on lockdown around journalists and when he's caught berating them then of course it makes him look like a grade A dick, but thats probably fine by hiim.

That whole War on Drugs beef he supposedly had going on was confirmed later on to be just a joke and its all good between them though.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#25
If I was Brahms for even just 5 minutes before reverting back to myself I would have gathered enough ingenuity to be not so fuckin awful.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
#33
Quote by Bladez22
Wouldn't be anyone

I wanna be myself

Even if myself is a loser

Which myself are
I genuinely tried thinking of someone, but I'm gonna have to agree with this.

Not that I wouldn't want to have it made, but trading lives isn't something I can see myself doing.

Literally, too.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#34
Dave Mustaine

Jimmy Page

I guess Lil Wayne ****s a ton of bitches but makes shit music soo maybe him too

Jerry Cantrell is ****in sick

Duff

Slash

Oh and for money Gene Simmons
#35
Gary Holt. By the way, whoever said Danzig cuz he knows kung-fu imma go with Dave Mustaine to combat you! No hard feelings
#39
Quote by chookiecookie
Andrew W.K

Oh, shit yes.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
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