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gorilla
17 46%
chimp & wolf
20 54%
Voters: 37.
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#2
Chimps are vicious yo
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#5
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#6
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#7
My profile picture is a chimp with a gun riding a dog, but it's almost a wolf so I'm gonna have to say that.
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#9
The gorilla would beat the chimp to death with the wolf.

The only thing more dangerous than a gorilla with a wolf?

A bear holding a shark.
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#10
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The only thing more dangerous than a gorilla with a wolf?

A bear holding a shark.

what about a bear holding a gorilla holding a shark holding a wolf?
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#11
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what about a bear holding a gorilla holding a shark holding a wolf?

That would never happen.

You might find a bear holding a shark in one hand, holding hands with a gorilla holding a wolf, though.

Whether or not they're skipping happily throw a meadow or not, a couldn't say.
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#12
bear v gorilla is a more interesting fight. i made that thread once

obviously bear would win
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#14
Depends entirely on how well the chimp and wolf work together.
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#15
Go-rrrrilll-a
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#16
like really the chimp would probably have a better shot at the gorilla without some waste ass wolf going 3rd man in throwing em off balance & making his teammates answer for his bullshit the zebras will probably get involved and escort him away before the gorilla has a chance to straight up ruin that spot picking little weasel lets be real
#18
only fight a wolf would beat a chimp in is a fight where the winner is whoever got ****ed up worse by the gorilla
#19
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only fight a wolf would beat a chimp in is a fight where the winner is whoever got ****ed up worse by the gorilla

nah bro wolves are legit.

gorilla would beat both obvs (even if it isnt a contest of handsomeness) but lets be real. you think some cocky chimp can beat a good north american boy of a wolf? swede.
#22
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/33283710/buff-silverback-gorilla-drawing-crowds-of-women-to-japanese-zoo

"'Buff' silverback gorilla drawing crowds of women to Japanese zoo"



"He's more buff than most gorillas and he's at his peak physically. We've seen a rise in the number of female visitors. Women say he's very good-looking."

holy shit, Japan

if only someone had made a thread about that....


titled something awesome, like 'wut'....


Someone good looking with a penchant for awesome avatars....
#23
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if only someone had made a thread about that....


titled something awesome, like 'wut'....


Someone good looking with a penchant for awesome avatars....



if only someone hadn't vaguely titled that thread 'wut'.....then maybe I would have read it and not made that post
#25
Years ago, I gave some Wolf puppies to my Aunt. They were only loyal to her, my Uncle and my self, since I visited and spent time with them.
I was 16, cutting the lawn in my Aunt's backyard, I found an ant trail, moved some bushes and found part of a hand, torn bloody clothes from a potential burglar.
The jaws of a Wolf is much more powerful than a pit bull , the angle of the teeth are designed to rip , crush bone from it's victim quickly, since in the wild, they tend to hunt in packs and have to get food faster than the other Wolves involved in the hunt. .... Did I mention they are very territorial too.
#26
I'm not sure if I trust the wolf/chimp team to properly coordinate their attack.

Maybe if they were well trained.
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#27
Gorilla would definitely win but a chimp would probably ride the wolf into battle which is pretty cool.
#28
Nah, a wolf riding a chimp would be much scarier.
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#29
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Nah, a wolf riding a chimp would be much more erotic.

ftfy
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#30
Hi ya'll! I'm a newbe on here, but I'd like to throw out a Q&A. I just bought a Gorilla CG 60 amp with reverb. I have been looking on the wed, for this amp and can not find anything bigger then a 35. I have read that it's a POS and I have also seen where some like it. This thing has a lot of power for it's size. Here comes the best part. My wife and took a few days and wen't for a car drive. We stopped a antique store and just looking around and I found the amp with a sign on it that read, "Works bou the reverb makes noise, good for parts, $700, marked down from $10.00" Sowe hooked it up and it worked and was real clean, but yes the rev, made noise. Well I need'ed just something to pick on. Now I'm no newbe to playing music, been playing for 48 years now. Till I lost the tip of one of my fingers and I stopes playing. I have a Ginson LP, Jr and a Martin acoustic. Also, I hear that you can set a prosthetic for my finger. Anyone know anything about that??? Also anyone know where I can find anything about this amp? Think You. Keep binding throws strings! 🎸
#32
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Hi ya'll! I'm a newbe on here, but I'd like to throw out a Q&A. I just bought a Gorilla CG 60 amp with reverb. I have been looking on the wed, for this amp and can not find anything bigger then a 35. I have read that it's a POS and I have also seen where some like it. This thing has a lot of power for it's size. Here comes the best part. My wife and took a few days and wen't for a car drive. We stopped a antique store and just looking around and I found the amp with a sign on it that read, "Works bou the reverb makes noise, good for parts, $700, marked down from $10.00" Sowe hooked it up and it worked and was real clean, but yes the rev, made noise. Well I need'ed just something to pick on. Now I'm no newbe to playing music, been playing for 48 years now. Till I lost the tip of one of my fingers and I stopes playing. I have a Ginson LP, Jr and a Martin acoustic. Also, I hear that you can set a prosthetic for my finger. Anyone know anything about that??? Also anyone know where I can find anything about this amp? Think You. Keep binding throws strings! 🎸

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#33
Chimp & Wolf would birth a a wolf hybrid that could hold objects. Imagine a litter of them? Chimp and Wolf have this in the bag if they just play the long game.
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#34
I think they would all lose.

In a spelling contest.
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#35
I don't even see how this would be close. Gorilla obviously
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#36
Brute strength wise it's not even close...Gorilla all the way. On the other hand chimps are mean as hell and strong too. Wolf would nip at the Gorilla's butt, and while he was distracted the chimp would bash his head in with a rock.

Gotta roll with the chimp and wolf.
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#37
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I don't even see how this would be close. Gorilla obviously

The wolf would go for the throat with his big pointy teeth
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