Poll: Bom fim de semana pessoal
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#2
oh my god how shook are you

penne, fusilli and tortellini are the best, just face it
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
...............Pasta...?
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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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#10
HELLO ME LOVELIES!
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#11
Depends on whats mixed in with the pasta.

But generally shells and penne are a heap easier to eat and you won't end up with sauce down your shirt.
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#13
That dish needs Sam's face on it somewhere
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#15
Directly behind the table with just his upper face in view.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#18
His face inside one of the clams and the speech bubble says "now that's clam diving :d"
#20
Quote by MinterMan22
lol penne sucks unless yr a broke first year student or something


Hey! **** you

Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#23
they're all great but I tend to prefer dishes that use long pasta, ie carbonara.

though italian place I like does this creamy penne with vodka and prawns that is amazing.
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#25
Quote by K'Nuckles
Exactly what I had in mind to the dot. Thank you based K'Nuckles. <3
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#26
m8

I really want pasta now
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#27
Quote by Hydra150
m8

I really want pasta now

I'm not really in the mood for it, but I'll have some just to pasta time.


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#28
I will give lots of money to anyone who brings me a bowl of carbonara right now
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#31
Quote by K'Nuckles
That looks hideous. I mean come on at least throw down some sauce

right? gotta admire that creativity though :')
#32
Quote by Hydra150
m8

I really want pasta now

Hello there, sweetie
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#33
Quote by Hydra150
I will give lots of money to anyone who brings me a bowl of carbonara right now



i have all the ingredients to make some fresh carbonara but you have to eat it right away and you're all the way on the other side of the country so sorry bro.
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#34
Quote by theguitarist
i have all the ingredients to make some fresh carbonara but you have to eat it right away and you're all the way on the other side of the country so sorry bro.

srsly considering making some drunk 4am pasta rn
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#35
Quote by Hydra150
srsly considering making some drunk 4am pasta rn



cool.

but don't make carbonara cause you will prob **** it up and make scrambled eggs and pasta instead cause you are drunk.
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~ Bill Watterson


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#36
yeah also idk what ingredients I have
some stale parmesan and venison burgers iirc LETS DO THIS GO GO
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#37
grate the parmesan on the venison after the final turn in the pan
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#38
also parmesan doesn't go "stale" so you're good to go.
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“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#39
the first step is to finish off this whisky
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#40
i'm out of vodka so i'm moving on to glemorange quinta ruban
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“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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