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Link to Part One
Okay folks here we go, time for round two

Joshua Garcias sex life is about as real as the magic in the anime he worships

Joshua Garcia is so lame he spends his time on break at work on his phone reading UG

Joshua Garcia lives in Texas
e-married to Jack (bladez)
#2
Coincidentally, both Kawhi Leonard and Joshua Garcia have the same birthday (including age) except Kawhi has actually done something with his life.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#5
Joshua Garcia is a fake and doesn't actually have a band called the Joshua Garcias #thetruth #exposed #lol
ayy lmao
#6
Joshua Garcia is soo lame, he was expecting like 20 replies by now. :')
I thought people had more pent up Joshua Garcia hate.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia is soo lame, he was expecting like 20 replies by now. :')
I thought people had more pent up Joshua Garcia hate.

Who is Joshua Garcia?
#8
Happy Birthday Josh, hope you feel amazing today!

Also you smell and are attracted to fish-looking women etc. I cba doing this properly rn
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
Last edited by Pastafarian96 at Jun 29, 2015,
#9
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Who is Joshua Garcia?
Joshua Garcia is a loser who roasts himself in his own roast thread.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
The Joshua Garcia's latest non-existent album was not quite up to par with their previous non-existent efforts
I have nothing important to say
#11
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia is a loser who roasts himself in his own roast thread.

Could be worse.
#13
I see Joshua Garcia around the Pit a fair bit but I don't come here often enough anymore to form a consistent, strong opinion on him.

BAM, ROASTED THAT SUCKA

pretentious small text, right justified signature
UG's professional coffee nerd
also UG's musical theatre nerd
roscoe's wetsuit
#14
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#15
I roast him everyday is this supposed to be special
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


Quote by Momentosis
Void is a wanker that's why

#17
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I roast him everyday is this supposed to be special
Yes because it's my birthday and it's what I want.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#18
The Joshua Garcia band is actually the Jay Seeney band in disguise
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#19
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Yes because it's my birthday and it's what I want.

So, is a roast like a spit roast, only you have to use a dildo at one end?
#20
joshua garcia is my favourite bj

ha ha ha
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#21
Quote by slapsymcdougal
So, is a roast like a spit roast, only you have to use a dildo at one end?

What do you use at the other end then?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#22
Quote by Neo Evil11
What do you use at the other end then?

it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#23
Quote by Neo Evil11
What do you use at the other end then?

You mean we're not doing 3ways anymore?

Thanks for finding a tactful way of telling me!


*runs off crying*
#26
Quote by ehbacon
Joshua Garcia walks into a bar.

A bar in Boston, where everybody knows you name.

Unless your name is Joshua Garcia.
#27
Quote by MeGaDeth2314 at #33475761
joshua garcia should die

nah
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


Quote by Momentosis
Void is a wanker that's why

#28
Joshua Garcia really needs a new amp.
Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#30
Fssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#32
happy birthday too OOF

happy birthday too OOF

happy birthday dear OOF

happy birthday to OOOOFFF


also you waifu belongs in the bin, and you're a mediocre guitar player

also also you smell
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#33
Jish Garlic is so lame he always asks for dem digits and never receives them.
#34
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#35
Joshua Garcia is so lame I once made a theme tune for him


Wait, that's not how this is supposed to work...
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#36
Quote by FireFromTheVoid at #33475794
nah



stfu git gud at roasts


go die joshua garcia, nobody likes you
#37
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#39
Joshua Garcia's full name is:

Joshua Umberto Gabriel Garcia Sanchez

or JUGGS for short

Quote by Pastafarian96
I an evety characyer in this story
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