#1
Handsome Shabani



Women in Japan are going bananas over a hunky male gorilla named Shabani.

Photos of the buff 18-year-old silverback gorilla went viral after women began sharing them on Twitter.

According to officials at the Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Nagoya, there has been a sharp increase in female visitors who are coming to see the hairy heartthrob.

His loving Twitter following often refers to him as an "ikemen," which means a "good-looking man."


Meanwhile, 25% of single, 30-year old Japanese men are virgins.
#4
Did you only now figure out what I meant by this post?

Also, we already had this thread.
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#5
Average gorilla's only 1-1.5 inches but that's still bigger tha- No, I won't go there. I'm not lolmnt.
#7
No homo, I'd let him peel my banana.
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#10
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Average gorilla's only 1-1.5 inches but that's still bigger tha- No, I won't go there. I'm not lolmnt.


really?

huh, I have a bigger dick than a gorilla, that's good to know. Now whenever I feel emasculated because gorillas are fvcking hench and could literally tear my arms and legs off, I can always remember that I have the larder cock
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#12
larder
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#13
Quote by Bladez22 at #33476550
really?

huh, I have a bigger dick than a gorilla, that's good to know. Now whenever I feel emasculated because gorillas are fvcking hench and could literally tear my arms and legs off, I can always remember that I have the larder cock



hahahahahaha you have a lard cock!


that's your new nickname, lard cock.
#14
Lol Japan
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#15
Photos of the buff 18-year-old silverback gorilla went viral after women began sharing them on Twitter.

I now require a picture a gorilla in a Gears of War silverback.
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