#1
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/the-americans-are-coming-texans-fear-obama-led-us-military-invasion/2015/07/04/58047fee-2001-11e5-84d5-eb37ee8eaa61_story.html?tid=sm_fb
The military is doing another one of their training exercises and Texans are flipping out yet again. They seem to think that President Obama is pulling some scheme to invade his own country .
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#2
lol

I really have to visit there one day :daydreameyes:
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#3
How come no one makes fun of inner city folk when they say this same shit about cops?
#4
"They are not “nuts and wackos. They are concerned citizens, and they are patriots,” Ellison said of his suspicious neighbors."

No, they are nuts and wackos and also racists most likely.
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#5
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How come no one makes fun of inner city folk when they say this same shit about cops?

Come back and ask that again when the army starts patrolling around shooting people.
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#6
This is the same thing as before though -- paranoia over Jade Helm
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#7
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lol

I really have to visit there one day :daydreameyes:

yeh good luck with that ayyy lmao
#8
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lol

I really have to visit there one day :daydreameyes:

Yea, but they might think you're invading.
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#9
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Yea, but they might think you're invading.

a disguise might be in order.
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#10
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a disguise might be in order.

Make sure you don't look socialist.
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#11
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lol

I really have to visit there one day :daydreameyes:

There's not much there to see, unless you're really keen on throwing shrimp on the bah-bee where it isn't upside down.
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#12
I ****ing hate that expression for the simple fact that I've never heard of anyone ever even barbecue shrimp let alone actually say it.
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#13
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I ****ing hate that expression for the simple fact that I've never heard of anyone ever even barbecue shrimp let alone actually say it.

But you do have tinnies, right? And a hat with corks on strings?
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But you do have tinnies, right? And a hat with corks on strings?

depends on where you are for a tinny, the hats are outdated and I've not seen anyone wear one except on TV or as a gimmick.
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depends on where you are for a tinny, the hats are outdated and I've not seen anyone wear one except on TV or as a gimmick.


*cancels flight to Australia*

I was only going to go for the hats.
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#18
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depends on where you are for a tinny, the hats are outdated and I've not seen anyone wear one except on TV or as a gimmick.

This is heartbreaking
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#19
Texas is legit the greatest state in the union despite all of the racist gun nuts who live there.
#20
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Texas is legit the greatest state in the union despite all of the racist gun nuts who live there.


yeah.

only central/south-east texas though.
#21
No all of it.

Worst part is the east when it gets closer to Louisiana. Central and south and west Texas are what America is all about
#22
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Texas is legit the greatest state in the union despite all of the racist gun nuts who live there.

Papa John's makes the best pizza except for how awful it tastes.

I know how you like to write a lot about things that bore me, but before you do that, this was a joke. I have never been to Texas, and I am pretty much indifferent to it.
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#23
I'd only want to live in Austin. Most of Texas seems gross and sad, like an irl King of the Hill episode.
#24
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Texas is legit the greatest state in the union despite all of the racist gun nuts who live there.

I'd really like to hear the justification for this one
#25
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No all of it.

Worst part is the east when it gets closer to Louisiana. Central and south and west Texas are what America is all about


I'm a #easttexas boy don't hate.

north texas is literally the worst part of the country though lol at least you didn't say that.
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#26
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I'd only want to live in Austin. Most of Texas seems gross and sad, like an irl King of the Hill episode.
nah man San Antonio is pretty chill.
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#27
You can laugh now, but when Obama declares martial law in Texas and steals all the guns you won't be laughing anymore.

I haven't really been to Texas, but I have been in one of the terminals at the airport in Houston. It was full of fatties. **** that.
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#28
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You can laugh now, but when Obama declares martial law in Texas and steals all the guns you won't be laughing anymore.

:think: Not sure if serious or not.
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#29
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:think: Not sure if serious or not.


I'm deadly serious, Texas is in danger. If you don't believe me, don a tin hat and everything will become clear!
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#31
yea i been to texas once it was pretty


just like any state there are parts that are and parts that are
#32
Texas is a great state. No income taxes, plenty of jobs, a thriving cultural scene, ibtards have their flames extinguished there rather quickly. Excellent.

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#33
It's no surprise that the Obama administration has been continuing these acts of aggression to try and nationalize their infrastructure/energy grid to make the place as dump-y as Chicago and dirty Jersey and the like. Hopefully the Texans over there still remember the Alamo, though
#34
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nah man San Antonio is pretty chill.

Is it chill chill or some Joshua Garcia version of chill where they have lots of anime conventions and such.
#35
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Is it chill chill or some Joshua Garcia version of chill where they have lots of anime conventions and such.


san antonio is chill
#36
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Is it chill chill or some Joshua Garcia version of chill where they have lots of anime conventions and such.
Like walk by a river while doing some shopping chill.

shopping for waifu pillows, of course.
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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#37
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It's no surprise that the Obama administration has been continuing these acts of aggression to try and nationalize their infrastructure/energy grid to make the place as dump-y as Chicago and dirty Jersey and the like. Hopefully the Texans over there still remember the Alamo, though

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#38
texan right here


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