#1
If so, what site you use? Make good money?

I was thinking of getting into it, spending maybe a hundred a month or something like that, nothing major. Any tips?

EDIT: Did not mean $100/week.
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#2
No but I should play online texas hold um for money cause I'm real good and have beaten a pro before without knowing wtf I was doing.
#3
I've used poker stars client. It's ok I guess.

Also there are poker apps you can use.
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#4
i play zynga poker on my phone when im bored. not for real money.

been contemplating playing real poker for money at a casino though, i have a good pokerface and can hold my own p well
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#6
I used to when it was legal here and I could use poker stars. Now I'll occasionally go to the casino to play. It's a good time if you can handle it.
#9
So I gave it a go.

Tried PokerStars and put in $20. I have just been playing $0.02BB/$0.01SB games and am up to $23.53 at the moment. The people in the lower games don't really know how to play it seems. Not that I'm complaining, free money, but their "strategies" are so random.
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#11
Well no shit 15 year olds that just busted a nut over old Daniel Negranu and Phill Hellmuth tapes are garbage at poker
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#13
Ivey is a flop
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#15
Used to play on pokerstars before they shut it down. Now i play at the casino
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#16
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Used to play on pokerstars before they shut it down. Now i play at the casino

It's not shut down, man. Banned in the states, but still fine everywhere else. It's what I'm using right now.
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#17
would totally play if it wasn't banned here.

i have the kind of luck tho that ill start off with pocket rockets and somehow lose to the guy with a 2 and 7 off suit
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#19
Mike Matusow is the most awful person.

lmao Phil "Now I have respect? I crushed everybody in the world at no limit for 20 years and now I have respect?"

Too bad he crushed everybody before anyone actually knew how to play poker.
#20
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holy shit this guy is gold

someone get him a medal
#22
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Some people can lie, man.

im not even talking about getting bluffed, im talking the dude will have a 2 and 7 and flop a full house or a set and im left there with my dick in my hands hoping for another ace and it never comes.

then of course when im dealt a shit a hand i throw it away immediately and end up flopping quads or some shit, smh. the universe actively works against me sometimes
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#23
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To give you the edge, use a decent poker calc. I play a lot of sit n gos...so I use Tournament Indicator to give me the mathematical edge. You don't need those if you're good at mental arithmetic...if you can calculate odds off the top of your head.


For all the times I've played online poker (And I would consider myself to be a fairly competent player) I've never thought about using a poker odds calculator online. All those times spent quickly trying to work out the odds in my head and failing miserably because the games were just too quick.


God I feel stupid.
#24
Just bet on football. I make way more than 100 a month doing that, its not hard. Never tried poker. How hard is it to play?
#25
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Just bet on football. I make way more than 100 a month doing that, its not hard. Never tried poker. How hard is it to play?


Not betting on Newcastle I hope I did that for a while.. Small accumulators for about 3 or 4 matches, betting on dead favourites and building up the pot. Might try that again when the football's back on.

Poker is relatively easy to pick up, but takes years upon years to master. And even when you think you know the game, it can still completely throw you off at times by the unpredictability of the cards. It's a magical game really, the rush you get when you hit an incredible hand pre-flop (AA - Ace Ace for example) just to see it turn to shit when the rest of the cards appear, or when you're head on with another player trying to suss out what cards the other player has; it can get really, really intense.
#26
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Not betting on Newcastle I hope

End of last season betting on Newcastle was buying money. Guaranteed loss after loss