#1
So I notice that this forum is called tabs & CHORDS but no one post chords cuz they scared to
get down to basics but I've got a new banger that I think should be heard
check it out it's hot upload ur covers on youtube an i make u famous
jazz/gospel/rap song btw


BPM=2 beats per sec.

{[INTRO]}

Uh...yeah
FIRST NAME: MAX
LAST NAME: SPERMS
I'LL ****IN' CUT U BITCH x2 
U THINK DAT U CAN SNITCH? 
I'LL ****IN' CUT U BITCH 
Ok that's the hook

(music enters)
         Em7
I REALLY LOVE U
         A7
I REALLY LOVE U
          Dmaj7      Bm7
U R MY COMPANION CUBE
E7       A7        Dmaj7    B7#5
OOO BABY YEAH BABY UH HUH BABY

Em7  A7b5  Dmaj7  B7b9

E9
SWEET HONEY WIT DAT FAT ASS
U MAKE ME PUKE

A7#5  Dmaj9  D#dim7

{[VERSE 1]}
Em11                 
APPLE BOTTOMED BITCHES
Gm/A            Dmaj7     B7#9
     GET ME SOOOOOO HORNY
Em9                    A13/Bb
   UP IN THE CLUB LIKE AYYYOOOO
Dmaj9            
NOT YET CHRIS BROWN'S NOT IN TOWN
                      B7b9(#5)
LEMME TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN


{[pRE-cHORUS 1]}
E9#11
     WHATT UP BITCH
      A7#5(#11)
LEMME GET THAT ASS
D6(add9)                  B/C#
    COME HERE BITCH LEMME GET THAT ASS
     Eb7#9                Eb7b9
DICK STRAIGHT UP THE ASS


{[cHORUS 1]}
Abm7 
I WANNA FUK U
Db7
I WANNA FUK U
Gbmaj7          Ebm7
I WANNA FANTAAA
G7#9                          G7b9
SOMEBODY GAVE ME A COUPON AN' I WAS LIKE
Cm7
BITCH
        F7  Bbmaj7 G7#5 Cm7   Bdim
WHO THE FUK U      KNOW DRANK FANTA?!


{[vERSE 2]} (arpeggios)
Asus2    Asus2/G#        Asus2/F#        Asus2/G         D/F#
I TOOK A SUGAR COOKIE FROM THE SHELF AND ATE IT WITHOUT PAYING
  Dm7/F           E7sus4
I KNOW YOU LIKE A BAD BOY
F7sus4  Ab/Bb
        TURN UP

{[pRE-CHORUS 2]}
Eb            G7/D                       Cm7           Cm7b5  
   THERE IS A HIGH HUMAN EMPLOYEE IN THE PARKING LOT
Db                                C7
   JUST YOU WAIT FOR MY REVIEW ON YELP 
Fm     F
BITCH


{[CHORUS 2]}
Bb     D7        Gm7     Fm7  Bb  Ebmaj7
I READ ONE OF UR FASHION MAGS
Gm/F            Bbsus4          Bb
   "TIRE TRACKS STRENGTHEN MY HAIR"
Daug    Ebmaj7  F    Gm7  
     IS WHAT IT SAID
   F Bb      Ebmaj7           Ab7
SO I RAN YOU OVER AND YOU ARE DEAD
   F
MY LOVE IS LIKE A FLOWER THAT CANNOT BLOOM


{[BRIDGE (CHRIS BROWN FEATURE)]}
Cm7                            Dm7    D#maj7  D#add9
I'LL **** A BITCH RIGHT IN HER FAT ****ING PUSSY
A#  Cm7        Dm7      D#    D#add9
    NIGGA PLAY HARDBALL YES ALRIGHT
F#maj7   Fm7 
OK
Dm7     D#maj7    D#add9
GO UP 3 COME DOWN 4
F#maj7         Fm7  D#m7   Fsus4
   I CAN RHYME 4 WITH *****
A#        F      A#sus4      A#
    NIGGA WHAT PLZ DEEZ HOEZ AINT LOYAL
F
UP IN DA CLUB LIKE


{[cHORUS 3]}
Dm    Am
AYYYOOOO
                   Bb                          C
ALL MY BITCHES GOT REAL HAIR CHILLING WITH THE TOP DOWN
               Dm    Am
SCREAMING LIKE AYYYOOOO
                   Bb                             C
I'MMA TAKE HER ASS DOWN WHEN SHE BRING HER FRIEND AROUND
                   Dm   Am
**** 'EM BOTH LIKE AYYOOOO
                 Bb                     C
I'M A BOUGIE ASS NIGGA LEFT THE ROOF AT HOME
             Dm            Am
BUT DON'T BE ACTING LIKE I NEED YOU BITCH IMMA STAR
  Bb
A SHOOTING STAR!
  C
A ROCKET MAN!


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"As an artist the only thing I have to offer is the revelation of my soul." - Eleonora Duse

This last month has been ridiculously terrible for me but I've been writing a lot and I'm excited to share it collectively once it's done; hopefully in a couple of weeks/months. I attached a file that has absolutely nothing to do with anything, but hopefully it adds validity to this post.
Attachments:
fgdgsg.gp5
i see your girl
G A Y
she leavin wit me

F O R
I'm playing wit her booty
in the back seat
M A D D E N
#2
That s*** went hard, fam! The Chris Brown feature is tight! But really I wish I could the entire comedic picture, but I don't remember chords by their names.

As for the file, I like the influences you draw from. You drum part was cool and jazzy. The organ parts were bouncy and lush. I liked the synthy and distorted sounding bass. The synth and brass bits were a fine stylistic touch. It was a cool catchy track, man. And I hope life eases up in the near future, too.