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I live in a smallish town with not much innit. We've already been to the movies. The only thing other than that is bowling and that's gross and I don't like thing.

Any suggestions on what to do? Some from-scratch ideas that don't have to involve a facilitated event.
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Sexy time
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Make her dinner.

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Time to talk to her about marriage and whether or not she wants kids. After you've picked out rings, take her to the sperm bank and have your fertility checked.

OT: Mini golf is actually pretty good. Bowling's all right, but I'd suggest it for a double date and make it a competition. Is there a reason why you don't want a "facilitated event?" I think that's great if you've just started dating because it gives you time to talk to each other and also something to talk about if you get to a point where you stop talking about yourselves.
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Don't do bowling unless you want to die utterly alone

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Don't do bowling unless you want to die utterly alone

OP should go "bowling."

Nah, bowling's cool (if you go with another couple) even though it's inherently lame because then the competition is more interesting than talking to each other about silly things like favourite colours and such and how many siblings you have. Same thing with go-karts or mini-golf.
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Watch Bowling for Columbine together.
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Something easy you can do at home.

Share the most hard hitting piece of media that makes you and her cry individually.

Then stab her and hide the body in the woods.

The catharsis will be glorious, as would the tabloid attention.


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Don't do bowling unless you want to die utterly alone


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Simple: you don't go out on dates. Ever. What you do is become vaguely good friends with someone who you clearly dig and they dig you, awkwardly get to know each other and end up ****ing on a night out round a friends' place. You while away your existences until they leave/cheat on you or mental health issues come up and rinse and repeat!
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Get that bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons.

Nah but like, go hang out in a park or get something to eat, or make her something like someone else said. If she's the nerdy information sponge type, maybe take her to a museum or something.
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Simple: you don't go out on dates. Ever. What you do is become vaguely good friends with someone who you clearly dig and they dig you, awkwardly get to know each other and end up ****ing on a night out round a friends' place.

This is how to do things if you're British.

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One particular time I remember unloading the canon was her I was laying at her feet and I actually got myself off in front of her prone...and she was really confused/freaked out...and I couldn't really explain that...I had no idea that it was the 'wrong' way to do it...I just thought it was alternative. She almost broke one of my ribs through walking all over me. She was rough on me...but I liked that.

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does he have a huge willy
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The British way is to pre drink till 12am then head out to your local dive club and then pick up whatever piece of flesh that is willing to go back to your pad and then eat each other's face off, then proceed to pass out before you finish your business and then you wake up to find you tried to **** your cousin.

British way? I meant Kiwi.
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#24
scavenger hunt.

Hide a bunch of sentimental crap and she'll do you for the effort and creativity.
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what happens if you drive 30min ~ish outside of town?

It seems like too much effort for someone you've only started dating. I only gather this assumption from the fact that he's "already been to the movies," and that he's asking us for ideas. Then again, OP is from NC and I am from a NYC suburb so my reality is relative ( damn that's pithy and philosopher-y), so it might be reasonable.
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I live in a smallish town with not much innit. We've already been to the movies. The only thing other than that is bowling and that's gross and I don't like thing.

Any suggestions on what to do? Some from-scratch ideas that don't have to involve a facilitated event.

Cheeky nandos.
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Simple: you don't go out on dates. Ever. What you do is become vaguely good friends with someone who you clearly dig and they dig you, awkwardly get to know each other and end up ****ing on a night out round a friends' place. You while away your existences until they leave/cheat on you or mental health issues come up and rinse and repeat!


wise words.
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scavenger hunt.

Hide a bunch of sentimental crap and she'll do you for the effort and creativity.


how the **** do you have sentimental items for your first date? Stalker alert.
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how the **** do you have sentimental items for your first date? Stalker alert.

That's the thing. If you use that kind of thing, or the photos you've been taking with your telescopic lens, she'll never agree to get into the dungeon.

Rookie mistake.
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how the **** do you have sentimental items for your first date? Stalker alert.

I almost said this, but maybe OP's date is a longtime friend and he's really uncreative/bad wit dating so he needs ideas.

This is why I couldn't date someone I've known a long time as a friend (insert FatLard.gif here) because your first date is what would be the 50th date for other couples and it's weird starting a relationship with so much shared baggage and all, ya know?
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Google the nearest slam poetry collective in your area, and if there isn't one start one.
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I don't know about you guys, but why not try going to the arcade? Games, food, Dance Dance Revolution, you'll have one heck of a time

I guarantee it.

'Cause then my date would worry she accodentally agreed to a date with a preteen and leave.
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