#1


enjoy
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#2
Great, now my fruit are gonna smell like a litter box.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#3
thread of the year candidate




#5
I don't think I would feel okay with eating that fruit later....
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We all have the rights to be mad

So does you
#6
you peel oranges and bananas, it'd be okay to eat, bee cool
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#9
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#10
Here's even more cat with fruit.

*pic of OP and his cat*
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#11
I wish I had a cat
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#12
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#13
Quote by GuitarGod_92
bananas are gross and im pretty sure those are plastic grapes

excuse me but bananas are not gross and i'm pretty sure those grapes are not plastic
#15
Quote by Bladez22

that cat is one ugly mother****er
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#16
The cat didn't have a blanket so it had to use fruit instead
All it ever wanted was the warmth and cosiness of a blanket.
I have nothing important to say
#18
Eh, I don't like cats. I'm more of a dog person.
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Guys, you heard Mr. Sacamano. No fun until racism is over.
#23


Quote by slapsymcdougal
You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#24
I do like shaved pussies.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#25
Quote by icanhasgodmode
I do like shaved pussies.

The second-to-last woman I was with liked rubbing her pussy on top of my dick which is super cool except it was not exactly smooth...

but seriously when you're mid(to lower)riff is suddenly doused, you know she likes it...and you need to change your sheets.

What is this thread about?
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#26
Quote by icanhasgodmode
I do like shaved pussies.
Im surprised it took this long to make that comment.

I was considering being the first and could've been the first comment, but then I thought nawwww that ain't me.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#28
Quote by The_Blode at #33492069
Guys...daddy needs to shave.


literally your only good post ever

coulda done without the dialogue though tbh

tbh




#29
Quote by Jon777
are cats a type of fruit

You can eat pussy
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#31
Quote by hurricane0202
Eh, I don't like cats. I'm more of a dog person.


This thread isn't for your kind.
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#32
Quote by hurricane0202
Eh, I don't like cats. I'm more of a dog person.

Ever seen a dog in a fruit bowl?



Thing looks silly.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#33
i raise you one picture of a kitten sleeping with a baby owl.

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#34
Quote by icanhasgodmode at #33492278
Ever seen a dog in a fruit bowl?



Thing looks silly.

That's a plate...not a bowl.
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Guys, you heard Mr. Sacamano. No fun until racism is over.