#1
Good thing it's still the 3rd of July and we remembered it in time, isn't it?

I got you a picture of a squirrel I took a few weeks back.
#2
Daaawwwwww
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#4
I got you this poem.

Quote by The Relief of Mafeking, by William Topaz McGonagall(no really, that's his name)


Success to Colonel Baden-Powell and his praises loudly sing,
For being so brave in relieving Mafeking,
With his gallant little band of eight hundred men,
They made the Boers fly from Mafeking like sheep escaping from a pen.

’Twas in the year of 1900 and on the 18th of May,
That Colonel Baden-Powell beat the Boers without dismay,
And made them fly from Mafeking without delay,
Which will be handed down to posterity for many a day.

Colonel Baden-Powell is a very brave man,
And to deny it, I venture to say, few men can;
He is a noble hero be it said,
For at the siege of Mafeking he never was afraid.

And during the siege Colonel Baden was cheerful and gay,
While the starving population were living on brawn each day;
And alas! the sufferings of the women and children were great,
But they all submitted patiently to their fate.

For seven months besieged they fought the Boers without dismay,
Until at last the Boers were glad to run away;
Because Baden-Powell’s gallant band put them to flight
By cannon shot and volleys of musketry to the left and right.

Then long live Baden-Powell and his brave little band,
For during the siege of Mafeking they made a bold stand
Against yelling thousands of Boers who were thirsting for their blood,
But as firm as a rock against them they fearlessly stood.

Oh! think of them living on brawn extracted from horse hides,
While the inhuman Boers their sufferings deride,
Knowing that the women’s hearts with grief were torn
As they looked on their children’s faces that looked sad and forlorn.

For 217 days the Boers tried to obtain Mafeking’s surrender,
But their strategy was futile owing to its noble defender,
Colonel Baden-Powell, that hero of renown,
Who, by his masterly generalship, saved the town.

Methinks I see him and his gallant band,
Looking terror to the foe: Oh! The sight was really grand,
As he cried, “Give it them, lads; let’s do or die;
And from Mafeking we’ll soon make them fly,
And we’ll make them rue their rash undertaking
The day they laid siege to the town of Mafeking.”

Long life and prosperity to Colonel Baden-Powell,
For there’s very few generals can him excel;
And he is now the Hero of Mafeking, be it told,
And his name should be engraved on medals of gold.

I wish him and his gallant little band every success,
For relieving the people of Mafeking while in distress;
They made the Boers rue their rash undertaking
The day they laid siege to the town of Mafeking.

For during the defence of Mafeking
From grief he kept the people’s hearts from breaking,
Because he sang to them and did recite
Passages from Shakespeare which did their hearts delight.


Enjoy
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#5
^ ol' Billy Crystal

Happy Birthday!

Again!

A poem.
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I can out-bore you any day
#6
thanks guys!
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#7
I got you a poem too, it's about the meaningless of existence:

神龜雖壽,猶有竟時
騰蛇乘霧,終為土灰
老驥伏櫪,志在千里
烈士暮年,壯心不已
養怡之福,可得永年
幸甚至哉!歌以咏志

Also turtles.
o()o

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#8
Although turtle life, when actually even worse
Teng snake multiply fog, and finally to Tuhui
Laojifuli high aspirations
Martyrs old age, mistakes, and apologized
Yang Yi's blessing, available Yongnian
Fortunately, even holy! Geyiyongzhi

Thank the gods for Google Translate, or else I wouldn't have understood that beautiful poem!