#1
Revised edition of the other thread.



Interesting day so far?
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#7
What is happening
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#9
^ just brought home my lunch.

\/ Why did you post here?
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#10
To know what is happening.

Who is feat. and why is he in soo many music videos???
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#11
Probably some sellout.

If the sun is too hot to land on during the day, why don't we just wait until midnight???
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
Too cold.

If the sign says deer: no crossing, how do they cross???
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jul 12, 2015,
#13
Probably jump.

Why do meteors always land in craters?????
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#15
oof

Did you go to a 711 today/yesterday?
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#17
No, it's been about a month. Love me a slurpee though.

What would you say to me if we ran into each other at an STD clinic?
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#19
Quote by snipelfritz
No, it's been about a month. Love me a slurpee though.

What would you say to me if we ran into each other at an STD clinic?


@snippz Gonzo?

@next person: Did snipelfritz bang a member of your family?
#20
No but he banged a member of The Joshua Garcias (Joshua Garcia)

If I have water in my ears, is it safe to listen to electric music?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#21
Quote by Joshua Garcia
No but he banged a member of The Joshua Garcias (Joshua Garcia)

If I have water in my ears, is it safe to listen to electric music?


Sure...but it would sound like it was run through an MXR Flanger with all the knobs cranked up all the way to 10.

If Baby Joel is alone in the woods gargling cum, would he make a sound?
Last edited by davidyanity at Jul 12, 2015,
#22
fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

Boxers or briefs?
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#23
tough one, going to have to say boxers because freedom, but there is chafing.

Have you ever sniffed your own fart?
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#24
Quote by snipelfritz
fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

Boxers or briefs?


You fap to the mental picture of Baby Joel gargling cum? I find this disturbing.
#25
Quote by Pastafarian96
tough one, going to have to say boxers because freedom, but there is chafing.

Have you ever sniffed your own fart?

Do you think I'm some kind of freak? Of course I have.

How big is too big?
#26
Quote by davidyanity
You fap to the mental picture of Baby Joel gargling cum? I find this disturbing.

Oh, no that was the sound he makes.

There is no too big.

Will you bring me some hot food?
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#27
EDIT: ^ I cannot bring you hot food atm as I am too far away

Too big: On a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is filling 0-10% of space that should be filled and 10 is filling 90-100% of space allowed, anywhere above 10, i.e. anywhere outside the given boundaries, is too big.

Have you ever met someone who has freakishly little sexual activity?
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
Last edited by Pastafarian96 at Jul 12, 2015,
#29
on a scale of 1 to 10...

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#30
probably like 5 at least

what is the best number
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


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Void is a wanker that's why

#31
this was on QI once, it's like 1729 or something.

Do you smoke?
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day