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#1
Okay the deal is you text a girl 5@that has moved away that you had feelings for (preferably sexual feelings) tell her you wanted her and post her response (image)

I'm goin straight to the hottest one
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#3
Nah... not all of us are high on amphetamines. Doesn't sound like a good time.
SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#4
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Nah... not all of us are high on amphetamines. Doesn't sound like a good time.


Pusssssss
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It's not hard to be nice, but it's nice to be hard
#5
The only girls in my phone that I've had an attraction for already know lol.

It also doesn't help that I recently culled my contacts list so most of the randoms I'd be down to do this to are no longer options.
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#6
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Pusssssss

You ain't getting any of that tonight, I assure you.
SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#8
Did that ages ago.

We're still friends.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#9
you know that sounds fun and all but I'm going to pass

though I guess I really don't have anything to lose
Quote by ErikLensherr at #33498102
The only girls in my phone that I've had an attraction for already know lol.

It also doesn't help that I recently culled my contacts list so most of the randoms I'd be down to do this to are no longer options.

yeah this too. the only chick I could think of that I could do this to it would be over facebook and that would be yuck
Last edited by whywefight at Jul 12, 2015,
#10
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Well **** you then

that's what happened
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#11
Real talk, this sounds like an idea I would've had when I was 14.
Quote by ErikLensherr at #33498102
The only girls in my phone that I've had an attraction for already know lol.

Yeah, I don't really make it a secret, so this exercise would be pointless. I did it anyway.

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#14
Lol wow how dumb are ya?
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#16
everyone i had/have feelings for already knows. there would be no response. or it'd be, "ayy lmao leave me tf alone i already told u i wasn't interested."
#DTWD
#20
i don't text people
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#21
Quote by Carnivean at #33498100
Pusssssss

fat lard did it in person on tv ur the puss lol
#22
nah, I was sober, besides one beer in the morning on first day of the recording for the nerves
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#23
Quote by chrismendiola at #33498112
Real talk, this sounds like an idea I would've had when I was 14.

Yeah, I don't really make it a secret, so this exercise would be pointless. I did it anyway.


lmao nice




#24
I could do that, but my life would immediately become scandalous
My God, it's full of stars!
#25
when I did that irl, the following things happened

dodged a bullet
no longer speaks to me
still on good terms because we discussed it years later and it was fun

note that these are also the three outcomes after encountering a serial killer with a gun
#27
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I could do that, but my life would immediately become scandalous

Spice that marriage up dawg
#28
Quote by Dreadnought at #33498157
I could do that, but my life would immediately become scandalous

Time to go to the next step of the midlife crisis: have an affair with a younger woman.
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#30
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Time to go to the next step of the midlife crisis: have an affair with a younger woman.


Those 19 year olds tho
My God, it's full of stars!
#31
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Those 19 year olds tho

Just say the words "I'll buy you alcohol" and you've pulled.
Free Ali
#32
Quote by chrismendiola
Just say the words "I'll buy you alcohol" and you've pulled.

p much
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#33
I'm not above seducing 19 year olds. I did it last month. Of course, unlike dreads, I am not married.

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#34
I'm also not above seducing 19 year olds, but then again, about half of 19 year olds are older than me.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#35
Quote by chrismendiola
Just say the words "I'll buy you alcohol" and you've pulled.


It could be way easier for me to pull.

My wife is already younger than me, hot as hell, and I'm a man of integrity
My God, it's full of stars!
#36
Like some others here all the girls in my phone I've already had that kind of relationship with, am platonic with (or idc about them like that), or they found out awhile ago I was into them

This is super middle school and brings back funny memories
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I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
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If you are white, you are scum.
#38
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I could do that, but my life would immediately become scandalous

You can still text your wife this tho

but inb4 she says "I dont feel the same"


also this thread is creepy
#39
Quote by Dreadnought
It could be way easier for me to pull.

My wife is already younger than me, hot as hell, and I'm a man of integrity


hell yeah


Integerity: From the Latin integer. Meaning whole, complete
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