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#2
Trap music
The cheerleader song
Look at the flick of the wrist
Anything Chris Brown does these days
Free Ali
Free Lard
#3
Bitch Better Have my Money

literally one of the worst songs i've ever heard. Rihanna isnt even very talented so it genuinely confuses me that shes managed to stay relevant
#4
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Bitch Better Have my Money

literally one of the worst songs i've ever heard. Rihanna isnt even very talented so it genuinely confuses me that shes managed to stay relevant

Everyone wanna talk about Iggy and how disingenuous she is. But this is a song of ****ing Rihanna rapping about hustlin and drivebys. That's about as ridiculous as well, rapping about hustlin and drivebys on a Rihanna track
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Last edited by Cianyx at Jul 13, 2015,
#5
Uptown Funk... if I graded this song it'd be an Uptown Flunk.
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#6
Off the top of my head

Bad Blood
Moves like Jagger
Monster (I think its called, with Eminem and Rihanna)
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#7
ok lets go:

~literally anything by hedley that has ever charted idk if they're big outside of canada but damn
~ass like that by eminem worst song ever
~berzerk by eminem stroke it sample are you kidding me?
~gagnam style ofc
~judas by gaga catchy chorus yea but the rest is like nails on a chalkboard jeez
~radioactive or p much everything imagine dragons has done since they should just not exist tbh
~blurred lines for obvious reasons
~take me to church cause it's legit manbun garbage
~niggaz in paris lame song but the title more than anything
~hollaback girl gwen's prolly the best popstar from the mid 2000s but this one was just bad lol
~like 90% of the rock songs in the charts from 1998-2002

i'd say confessions by usher but that song singlehandedly changed the landscape of daytime trash tv when it became the unofficial anthem of the maury povich show so ill give credit where its due

Quote by ErikLensherr at #33498473
Uptown Funk... if I graded this song it'd be an Uptown Flunk.

nice
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#8
Quote by MinterMan22 at #33498519
~radioactive or p much everything imagine dragons has done since they should just not exist tbh
~blurred lines for obvious reasons
~take me to church cause it's legit manbun garbage
~niggaz in paris lame song but the title more than anything
~hollaback girl gwen's prolly the best popstar from the mid 2000s but this one was just bad lol

these are all good though

agreed that take me to church is pretty manbun tho
#9
Quote by whywefight at #33498527
these are all good though

agreed that take me to church is pretty manbun tho

ok maybe i was a bit harsh on hollaback girl tbh it's nowhere near the worst thing out there but im sticking by everything else i said ok




#10
Quote by Cianyx
Everyone wanna talk about Iggy and how disingenuous she is. But this is a song of ****ing Rihanna rapping about hustlin and drivebys. That's about as ridiculous as well, rapping about hustlin and drivebys on a Rihanna track


that song was written by like a teenager in a studio too, so rihanna basically has 0 talent to begin with and that track is a facade lol
ayy lmao
#11
Quote by GuitarGod_92 at #33498459
Bitch Better Have my Money

literally one of the worst songs i've ever heard. Rihanna isnt even very talented so it genuinely confuses me that shes managed to stay relevant

umbrella was the best mega hit from the last decade but yeah she hasn't really come close to matching that since




#13
Quote by MinterMan22
umbrella was the best mega hit from the last decade but yeah she hasn't really come close to matching that since

completely agree, I love Umbrella. everything else is pretty bad.

Altho her terrible career did lead to this
http://youtu.be/Tblgux8PuCw

so maybe it was all worth it
#16
Quote by MinterMan22 at #33498519
ok lets go:
~ass like that by eminem worst song ever
~berzerk by eminem stroke it sample are you kidding me?
~radioactive or p much everything imagine dragons has done since they should just not exist tbh
~blurred lines for obvious reasons
~take me to church cause it's legit manbun garbage
~like 90% of the rock songs in the charts from 1998-2002


agree with these

also:
-katy perry 'wide awake' was getting lots of radio play for a while. not a fan of katy in general but this is a boring b-side how is this one one of the hits lol
-anything by meghan trainor
-'judas' is good 'you and I' is the one I don't get.
-drake 0-100 literally his worst song ever it's like a less hilarious version of his other boast songs.
-idk let me go get my mom's old now cds lol (off the top of my head lol @ nelly) most of the stuff I don't get are general trends not specific songs.
#17
All about that bass.

seriously annoying sound, annoying vocals. I cant call a single good thing about the song.
#18
Quote by arcanom
All about that bass.

seriously annoying sound, annoying vocals. I cant call a single good thing about the song.


You obviously haven't heard her other song "Dear Future Husband"....that song is just horrendous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShlW5plD_40
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#19
Quote by i_lovemetallica
You obviously haven't heard her other song "Dear Future Husband"....that song is just horrendous.


cant listen to it atm but the title gave me chills.
#20
Quote by arcanom
cant listen to it atm but the title gave me chills.


Well, not to put you off, the title is the best part of it........
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#23
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Well, not to put you off, the title is the best part of it........

Yeah it sounds exactly the same as AATB but with worse lyrics.
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#24
Also, Trap music took a step forward and then 3 steps back
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#25
Quote by GuitarGod_92
Bitch Better Have my Money

literally one of the worst songs i've ever heard. Rihanna isnt even very talented so it genuinely confuses me that shes managed to stay relevant

I actually like the beat, could have been improved with actual rap.

I feel the same way about Drake's Started From the Bottom and about 80% of Kanye's catalog
#26
that one alanis morissette song, You oughta know
It's over simplified, So what!

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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#27
like 70% of the 80's
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#28
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Abracadabra - Steve Miller Band

Terrible. Just terrible.

Sugar Ray's cover of Abracadabra is probably one of the best covers ever tho.
#29
Quote by Pastafarian96
like 96.7% of the 80's

yes

how dumb were people back then i wonder, everything mainstream was terrible


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Last edited by Tempoe at Jul 13, 2015,
#30
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that one alanis morissette song, You oughta know

Oh, you mean Ironic?
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#31
Quote by Tempoe
yes

how dumb were people back then i wonder, everything mainstream was terrible


.

that figure is not accurate of Australia in the 80s.

Midnight Oil held the flag for good music.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#32
https://youtu.be/i_kF4zLNKio

There's this trending behavior for folks to openly play music from their phones in the most banal situations (e.g. waiting in line at the grocery store.) I hear this song everywhere. It's fucking weird.


"...hey, what's up? Hello..."

"...I be in the kitchen cookin' pies..."


В словах есть что-то неприличное.
#33
anything from the past 20 some odd years, you can put them all up on dart board throw ten darts and you can ask yourself, where can i find the devil to make what ever you vomitted out drunk with your musician friends last night a hit.
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#34
Quote by i_lovemetallica
You obviously haven't heard her other song "Dear Future Husband"....that song is just horrendous.

This thread's about hits.
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#35
not surprised about the sons, more the artists, seeing as it's their image that sells most songs. people will buy pretty much anything as long as it's okay written, somewhat catchy and the singer has some reason to be obsessed over.

ed sheeran and lorde stick out in my memory as stars whose popularity surprises me.
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#40
Quote by theguitarist
ed sheeran and lorde stick out in my memory as stars whose popularity surprises me.

Really? I guess Lorde's kinda lowkey but she's pretty great in all the ways people like pop stars to be great.
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
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