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#1
I wake up around 7:00 a.m. and go to the commode and sit there defecating for about half an hour fading slowly back into sleep after that I put on pandora and listen to eek a mouse and shower for about 10 minutes and then brush my teeth, I then stare at myself in the mirror deciding should I shave today? I get dressed then eat some pops cereal because I gotta have my pops right? Ok by now im heading out to work listening to some Nile and once at work im doing work stuff and popping in here when im not very busy, After the shift is over I listen to some more nile or vader on the way and get home and force myself to cook, during which I contemplate on going to the skate park, working out with the buds, or staying home and getting chonged while on some ps3, then eat sleep and repeat.


and thats a day in the life of me!
I hope there is someone out there much more boring than I.
Last edited by fackyshtyle at Jul 13, 2015,
#2
wake up at 1:30am and get ready for work at 3:00, work until 11:30-12, come home and eat everything and watch Netflix/Amazon/etc, and then get an inadequate amount of sleep

Wash rinse repeat
#4
Wake up
Boot up the Xbox
Play for 2 hours
Eat
Have coffee
Lift weights
Shower
Play
#7
wake up sometime before midday
make myself some tea and some toast or whatever
get dressed
do whatever work needs to be done for the day
eat dinner
finish doing whatever i was doing
take a shower
internet and video games
sleep
#8
Study, play an hour or two of video games, work on an hour or two of music, chill with people
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#9
wake up
eat sometimes
do something sometimes
stay up until i fall asleep
repeat

#july #sweaty #worstmonth #summersuxxxmixtape #boredlife #seae
#10
-Wake up around 12 pm
-Have a piss/shit
-Brush teeth, make coffee
-Play guitar and/or dick around on the computer for a while
-Go to work around 4 pm
-Come home between 9 and 11 pm
-Smoke/drink, maybe take a nap
-Go deliver papers at 2:30 am
-Come home between 5:30 and 6:30 am
-Sleep for 5-6 hours


wash, rinse, repeat


also insert masturbating and eating in between any one of those
Last edited by MeGaDeth2314 at Jul 13, 2015,
#11
Wake up between 7 and 730. Start coffee brewing. Check email, grab clothes for day, dick around till coffee is done. Drink coffee. Brush teeth and shower. Grab more coffee to go and bike to work. Work till 6:30 or 7. Get project crapped on once or twice a week. Bike home feeling dejected. Heat up rest of mornings coffee and drink. Make dinner. Do nothing of substance unless there's a deadline until about 1 am. Wake up feeling like shit the next day and swearing you'll go to bed earlier that night. Repeat everyday for the next five years.
#12
wake up between 4 and 5 AM
eat, drink coffee
if i take a shit a shower MUST follow
get ready for work
start work at 6 AM
work until 11:30 AM or 2:30 PM
go home
mope
sleep
repeat
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#13
Currently I'm away from university so

-wake up
-shower + dry
-go downstairs with quilt
-lie on sofa with a video playlist on endless repeat
-sleep
-eat when i get hungry enough
-go to bed
-repeat

joyful and active life
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#16
Quote by whywefight
not going to lie you guys are a bit boring

i wanna have fun but no energy and no friends =
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#18
Quote by The_Blode
7:00 AM Wake up
7:20 AM Breakfast
8:00 AM Shower
9:20 AM Buy my lunch
9:45 AM Start Work
6:00 PM Finish Work
7:15 PM Watch Big Bang Theory
10:30 PM Sleep

This is the absolute longest this needed to be.
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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#19
6:00 AM: Wake Up, brush teeth, shower
6:30 AM: Leave for work
7AM-3:30PM: Work w/ Lunch @ 12
4:00 PM: Get Home

Then depending on the day of the week 4 till anywhere from 10 to 1 AM is occupied by either Netflix, hanging out with friends, going to the bar or household chores.
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#21
During weekdays*, I wake up at between 5-5:30am, do the morning routine of pissing/brushing teeth/showering, eat a light breakfast, and leave my house by 6:30 for work. I work from 7-3:30pm.

When I get home, it depends. Most days, I practice guitar and do music related activities (listening to music, studying theory, making charts); on Thursdays, I take lessons. Other times, I'll play some video games. By the time 9:30pm comes around, I go to bed and repeat during the week. Most of the time, I seem to waste my time on UG and YouTube. Yes, I live a boring life.

*On Saturdays, when I typically work my other job, I wake up at 6am instead of 5 am. Other than that, it's the same.
Skip the username, call me Billy
#22
Quote by Fat Lard
Work/Play


Work:Life balance is hard to master for most, and unfair in many instances



yes indubitably
#23
Quote by MinterMan22 at #33499450
wake up
eat sometimes
do something sometimes
stay up until i fall asleep
repeat


this is pretty similar to mine lol.

used to think july is the worst month leaning more towards june now though.
#24
Wake up at 3pm
Hang out with friends/watch netflix/drive/do whatever
Go to work for 11pm
Head home at 7am and go to bed
e-married to Jack (bladez)
#25
wake up anywhere between 3:00 am and 6:00 am because my sleep pattern is ruined from anxiety and depression
get dressed
make cup of milo
take vitamin supplements instead of eating
get shit together for school
brush teeth
leave
arrive
wait for 2 hours mooching wi-fi
start class
break
more class
lunch
next class
break
more next class
home
???
bed
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#26
Quote by ESPLTDV401DX
Wake up at 3pm
Hang out with friends/watch netflix/drive/do whatever
Go to work for 11pm
Head home at 7am and go to bed



Im so sorry. I will pray you get a normal schedule soon.
#27
Lol no way man night shift is baller af. 20 bucks an hour and no management around so we all just kinda dick around until our machines are done running
e-married to Jack (bladez)
#28
6:30 - wake up, shower and dress
7:00 - breakfast
7:15 - clean teeth, do hair
7:25 - leave house
7:35 - arrive at station
7:50 - get train to work
8:30 - arrive at work
12:30 - leave work
14:00 - arrive at home, lunch and shower, do whatever
19:00 - dinner
22:30 - get ready for bed
23:00 - get into bed
00:00 - get some sleep probably

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#29
Quote by ESPLTDV401DX
Lol no way man night shift is baller af. 20 bucks an hour and no management around so we all just kinda dick around until our machines are done running


When you put it that way it does not seem so facked.
#30
Ignore 5am alarm. Get up on 5:30 am alarm.
Shower
Get dressed
Make lunch
Drive to work
Do work
Drive home
Make dinner
Maybe do household stuff
Maybe go out and do something
Probably watch TV
Go to bed

Don't let your boat be empty, don't be a sunken dream
Don't let the boat regret thee, for what you could have seen

#31
Quote by The_Blode
This is a standard weekday. Saturdays and holidays differ.

7:35 AM Rinse mouthwash
7:40 AM Unassigned timeslot
8:00 AM Shower
8:10 AM Blow dry hair
8:15 AM Apply cooling eye gel
7:20 AM Unassigned timeslot
8:55 AM Apply concealer


Its good that you nailed time travel right in between eye gel and concealer.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#32
wake up averaging at 8am
go to my activity averaging at 9pm (either work, church, or both)
leave activity averaging at 6pm
go home and derp around/stay out and do something
get ready for bed 10pm
#33
wake up, pass out, fall down, comb hair. take a long long look in the mirror. smile when I lied about my feelings. hope to god it isn't true. one eye is shut, the other completely shut. death will come slowly for me.
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#34
Quote by ChucklesMginty
00:00 - 23:59 - Hustle.


Pfft
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I wouldn't know an Opeth song from an Egg McMuffin
#35
Quote by EndTheRapture51
6:30 - wake up, shower and dress
7:00 - breakfast
7:15 - clean teeth, do hair
7:25 - leave house
7:35 - arrive at station
7:50 - get train to work
8:30 - arrive at work
12:30 - leave work
14:00 - arrive at home, lunch and shower, do whatever
19:00 - dinner
22:30 - get ready for bed
23:00 - get into bed
00:00 - get some sleep probably

Who the hell has a four hour workday? You spend more time traveling than you do working
#37
Quote by Jackintehbox
i try not to do any of the same things at the same time two days in a row.

Sometimes I think this but it seems like all successful people/geniuses have routines they follow really closely
#38
Quote by jakesmellspoo at #33499515
wake up between 4 and 5 AM
complain
eat, drink coffee
complain
if i take a shit a shower MUST follow
complain
get ready for work
complain
start work at 6 AM
complain
work until 11:30 AM or 2:30 PM
complain
go home
complain
mope
complain
sleep
complain
repeat

You're not being 100% honest with us so I fixed it for you.
Quote by SMH07 at #33499829
Its good that you nailed time travel right in between eye gel and concealer.

Quote by ChucklesMginty at #33499928
00:00 - 23:59 - Hustle.

Nice.
Quote by genghisgandhi at #33499997
Who the hell has a four hour workday? You spend more time traveling than you do working

Lmao, right? I'd feel like I'd gotten nothing done and that it was a waste of time being at work.
Free Ali
#39
Quote by genghisgandhi
Sometimes I think this but it seems like all successful people/geniuses have routines they follow really closely

i'd rather do things i like than be successful.
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