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#2
This would have come in handy when I was like 15 and got off some old dude's truck carrying something and he straight up gave me and my friend a good butt slap simultaneously.

I deserved money.
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#3
That is so stupid lol.

edit: holy **** that video
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#5
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That is so stupid lol.

edit: holy **** that video


Yes the video is glorious

Gonna post it here so people can see what this ****ing law is suggesting lol.

NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVHYvUpeqKI
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#6
i'm cool with this because i always ask if i can touch butt before i touch the butt anyway




#7
Quote by Godsmack_IV at #33500339
aka the claude giroux clause in canada

that specifically applies to feeling up cops though




#9
"Hey baby, would I lie to you just to run my fingers through your pubes?"

I hope to god someone says that somewhere wrt this law
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#11
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the only thing that video taught me is that this song is great

ginuwine

That was My Love by Route 94 bruh. Too good a song for this bologna tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS46C2z5lVE
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#13
sure meanwhile "tacit 'consent'" is enough for the gov't to force me to follow it's stupid laws that i never agreed to total bullshit wake up sheeple.
#14
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that was the most awkward thing I've ever seen.

It was like a really, really awkward porno
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#15
Quote by M00NAGEDAYDREAM at #33500363
oh no doubt but make it to the end of the vid

I refuse
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#17
libtard paradise

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#18
This is stupid, and not just because it makes people verbalize things that are usually communicated non-verbally. It also implies that the nature of consent changes depending on the location that the activity is taking place. Sex on a college campus requires more specific indication of consent than sex off of a college campus? What.
#19
for real though that video is disgusting they need to move the boom mic back and pick up less of the saliva in that guy's dumb voice ugh




#20
As usual, people totally misinterpret a law because they only read the summary provided by news outlets and not the bill itself...

From the actual law:
Consent is clear, knowing and voluntary. Consent is active, not passive. Silence, in and of itself, cannot be interpreted as consent. Consent can be given by words or actions, as long as those words or actions create mutually understandable clear permission regarding willingness to engage in (and the conditions of) sexual activity.

 Consent to any one form of sexual activity cannot automatically imply consent to any other forms of sexual activity.


 Previous relationships or prior consent cannot imply consent to future sexual acts.

 A person is deemed incapable of consenting when that person is mentally defective, mentally incapacitated, physically helpless (whether induced by drugs, alcohol or otherwise), or asleep



Seems to me that what the law is getting at is pretty straight forward: don't randomly grope people, don't rape or molest people, and if someone is into it at first but shows signs of no longer being interested in sex then the intimacy needs to discontinue. This isn't a "Hey she's grinding on me so I need to stop the dance and ask if I can slap her ass" kind of bill, this is a "that person kissed me so I am gonna make her have sex with me" kind of bill.

And even if this law is enforced poorly in the future, I would rather have the poor enforcement of the law go in the direction of the video posted than have to deal with the status quo of rape being rampant in college communities and have the majority of victims getting minimal support because every once in a blue moon someone somewhere lied about their assault (as an instructor I have had to report such issues several times and have seen how common real victims are put into that position).
#21
Quote by Emptywordsbass at #33500410
As usual, people totally misinterpret a law because they only read the summary provided by news outlets and not the bill itself...

From the actual law:


Seems to me that what the law is getting at is pretty straight forward: don't randomly grope people, don't rape or molest people, and if someone is into it at first but shows signs of no longer being interested in sex then the intimacy needs to discontinue. This isn't a "Hey she's grinding on me so I need to stop the dance and ask if I can slap her ass" kind of bill, this is a "that person kissed me so I am gonna make her have sex with me" kind of bill.

And even if this law is enforced poorly in the future, I would rather have the poor enforcement of the law go in the direction of the video posted than have to deal with the status quo of rape being rampant in college communities and have the majority of victims getting minimal support because every once in a blue moon someone somewhere lied about their assault (as an instructor I have had to report such issues several times and have seen how common real victims are put into that position).

nice post




#22
Quote by neidnarb11890
sure meanwhile "tacit 'consent'" is enough for the gov't to force me to follow it's stupid laws that i never agreed to total bullshit wake up sheeple.


Tacit consent in US law is mostly applied to breathalyzer laws. Driving on publicly funded roads (local, county, state, and federal) is not a right, it is a privilege. When you get your license to enjoy that privilege, you are agreeing to abide by the requirements of having that privilege. You can still deny a search, you can still exercise your rights in various ways, but once there is a reasonable suspicion that you may be under the influence or have committed a crime, you must consent (in a state that has a tacit consent for breathalyzer tests). If that is too much for you, then you can simply not enjoy the privilege.

Regarding sexual assault, however, tacit consent does not apply because all people have the right to be "secure in their persons" and thus have the authority to deny participation in sexual acts with other people.

So, as you can see, this was a false analogy. Your tacit consent is actually given because of your willful participation in a social privilege that you do not have the right to, whereas the tacit consent cannot be given if it violates a person's fundamental rights.
Last edited by Emptywordsbass at Jul 14, 2015,
#24
So basically, saying "it's easier to obtain forgiveness and consent" now makes you sound like a rapist?
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#25
Quote by Nero Galon at #33500340
Yes the video is glorious

Gonna post it here so people can see what this ****ing law is suggesting lol.

NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVHYvUpeqKI

This video needs to be put in the cringe thread
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#26
I think the only way to prevent rape is to record each time we have sex with someone. I'd like to call my genius invention "Sexveillance".

If anyone would like a job over at the Sexyveillance HQ then hmu ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
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#27
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I think the only way to prevent rape is to record each time we have sex with someone. I'd like to call my genius invention "Sexveillance".

If anyone would like a job over at the Sexyveillance HQ then hmu ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

I'd like to inquire about the benefits package. Are we supplied wth a branded hand lotion, or just a generic type? And same question, but with tissues.
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#28
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I'd like to inquire about the benefits package. Are we supplied wth a branded hand lotion, or just a generic type? And same question, but with tissues.


Each sexyployee will have access to an ensuite booth where hand lotion and tissues will be available. While we are setting up we regrettably only have non-branded products but we assure you it is safe. Our sponsorship deal with KY Jelly is about to start however! You are free to bring your own preferred products for the time being.
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#30
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#33
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Awww, man...that'll totally kill the drunken horny mood!

There's nothing like that magical moment.

It's about 2:30am in a club. You've noticed her from time to time that night. You think she noticed you. And there they are.

Her head is turning towards you. You glance up.

Your eyes meet, and lock.

And you both know you're thinking the exact. Same. Thing.

"You'll do".
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#36
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There's nothing like that magical moment.

It's about 2:30am in a club. You've noticed her from time to time that night. You think she noticed you. And there they are.

Her head is turning towards you. You glance up.

Your eyes meet, and lock.

And you both know you're thinking the exact. Same. Thing.

"You'll do".
See? It's f*cking magical, man!
#37
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See? It's f*cking magical, man!

It was the most romantic night of my life.
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#38
50 page document detailing all the consented activities for a certain date and time, countersigned by each participant in the presence of legal counsel and independent jurors and copies of the document filed with a central government authority.


reminds me of that dystopian book "We" were you meet with a selected sex partner for "relief" at a certain period and then afterwards go back to your mindless drone life.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_%28novel%29
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#40
The campus rape epidemic has been discredited by people who actually look at the stats. But as mattress girl shows the feminist version of rape is different from reality. Their version of campus rape is anything the women says it is. Did she have a drink? RAPE!! Did she regret having sex?? RAPE!! Did he lie to her, or use emotions to get into her pants? RAPE!! Have you EVER heard of a women being expelled for any university for filing a false rape claim? Nope, and you never will..
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