Poll: Do you eat your hand in your sleep?
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View poll results: Do you eat your hand in your sleep?
Sometimes
1 5%
No, I have never heard of this.
18 95%
No, but I have known people to do this.
0 0%
Voters: 19.
#1
I don't know if this is normal or not, but here it goes..
Sometimes when I sleep at night I get into a position where I cutoff the blood flow to my arm (I think) and my hand goes numb, and I have a dream where I'm eating something very tasty (like a falafel or something) ; this results in me trying to eat my own hand in my sleep. I usually wake up because as I start to regain some slight feeling in my hand, and as I'm chewing it my hand starts to feel my teeth gnawing on it. Does anyone else in the pit have this issue? Is it normal?

Tl/dr: is waking up to yourself eating your own hand normal?
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#3
classic case.

You're being possessed by a cannibal in your sleep, it's using your senses and body to try and sate its thirst for human blood.

You need to eat more bananas, cannibals hate bananas and if your body is full of bananas they won't try and possess you.

Don't worry though, you don't have to eat bananas forever. the cannibal will eventually give up and find another person to posses
It's over simplified, So what!

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#4
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classic case.

You're being possessed by a cannibal in your sleep, it's using your senses and body to try and sate its thirst for human blood.

You need to eat more bananas, cannibals hate bananas and if your body is full of bananas they won't try and possess you.

Don't worry though, you don't have to eat bananas forever. the cannibal will eventually give up and find another person to posses


can confirm
#6
One thing I left out is ironically I'm an ovo-lacto vegetarian.
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#8
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See there's your problem right there.
Your sub conscience is trying to fix you.
Eat some bacon.

But pork made me feel sick even before I went veggie, and I usually dream of eating fallafels or curry, so I doubt it's that
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#11
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But pork made me feel sick even before I went veggie, and I usually dream of eating fallafels or curry, so I doubt it's that


Bacon doesn't make you feel sick because it's cured.
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#13
Lol, this sounds like something a cartoon character might do.
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#14
Hey so no that's definitely not normal.
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Bacon doesn't make you feel sick because it's cured.

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#16
im really really drunk so i dont get it but im also a bit stupid
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#17
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#18
It will be done.
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#20
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Confirmed zombie.

Self-cannibalizing zombie show is something I'd watch.

Just a bunch of rotting corpses in the streets eating themselves for an hour every Thursday.
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#21
This is what you get for not eating kosher, you anti christ killer
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