GOP Presidential frontrunner Donald Trump said something very intelligent today

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#2
If Donald Trump becomes President then lmao
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#7
lmao how does this guy even wipe his ass without getting it on his hand
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#8
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lmao how does this guy even wipe his ass without getting it on his hand


Ass wiping is for losers, drug-running Mexican rapists, and former PoWs, all of whom he hires to do it for him.
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lmao how does this guy even wipe his ass without getting it on his hand

He is worth several billion, and he earned it all. He's obviously smart.

He's also obviously trolling the shit out of the US political right.
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Quote by crazysam23_Atax
He is worth several billion, and he earned it all. He's obviously smart.

He's also obviously trolling the shit out of the US political right.


He's not trolling anyone. He's a jackass. That's pretty obvious
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Quote by Dreadnought at #33507557
He's not trolling anyone. He's a jackass. That's pretty obvious


That doesn't make it any less hilarious to watch.
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#13
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He's not trolling anyone. He's a jackass. That's pretty obvious

If you say so. I'm fairly certain he gets his jollies from this shit. He knows he'll never make it past the primaries, but he's also rich enough to not care.
#14
That ****ing moron. He isn't a war hero "because he was captured", he's a war hero because he refused repatriation after several months of torture, because there were other POWs imprisoned longer than him and he didn't want to break the military's code of conduct.


That is undeniable heroism.
#15
plot twist: Trump is Marlon Brando, McCain is Martin Sheen.
maybe the other way around

idk

brando tho
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#16
trump wants the heroes that will destroy isis, not the heroes that will be captured by isis

bold visionary
#17
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He is worth several billion, and he earned it all. He's obviously smart.



Oh sam, how I've missed your inane comments.
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Quote by crazysam23_Atax
He is worth several billion, and he earned it all. He's obviously smart.

He's also obviously trolling the shit out of the US political right.


If by 'worth billions' you meant 'inherited a lot of money and claimed bankruptcy multiple times', yeah man
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#19


jfc, i just lost it.
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#20
Quote by Fat Lard at #33507627
If by 'worth billions' you meant 'inherited a lot of money and claimed bankruptcy multiple times', yeah man

I came here to say this, delete the message before posting it, and leave, but yeah lol
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#21
o()o

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#23
He's brilliant.

He's making such an ass of himself, that it forces democrats and republicans to put aside their differences and work for a united, better America together. Because if they don't, someone like Trump would become president.
He's sacrificing his own reputation, money (by all the companies that have broken business with him), and more, for the greater good.
Truly, he is the hero America needs right now.
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Quote by Fat Lard at #33507627
If by 'worth billions' you meant 'inherited a lot of money and claimed bankruptcy multiple times', yeah man

shoulda went all in on TSLA #AGGROfinancial
#27
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
If you say so. I'm fairly certain he gets his jollies from this shit. He knows he'll never make it past the primaries, but he's also rich enough to not care.


I root for people like Trump just because if he was president, there would be so much amusing drama that I could get my daily laughs by just turning on the news. But that just goes to show how much I care about politics haha
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#28
*Sees Donald Trump leading in polls*

Well I guess that's that.
#29
I'm lovin' Tha Trump right now. Master troll.


http://time.com/3963612/donald-trump-john-mccain-military-service/

LOL his tweets


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If by 'worth billions' you meant 'inherited a lot of money and claimed bankruptcy multiple times', yeah man

To be fair, he has some undeniable business savvy to his own credit. And bankruptcy is not unusual when dealing with a wide scope of business.

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#30
basically here's the thing right

trump getting mad attention (more than ever, probably). Has extremist right-wing views, and then will disappear so that other republicans can go "woah, we're not like that. he's crazy! We aren't. we are moderate. pls vote 4 us"

I also liked the episode in WWE where Trump buys out the whole everything
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@Popehat: Vietnam era draft dodger spits on disabled Vietnam era prisoner of war.


yeah.

I mean I support draft dodging ( ) but the one's who bash conscripts are dumb and it's even worse when they were legally exempt 'cause upper class (not sure if that's trump it's not like I gaf about trump's life story lol)

that's not even the main reason why this is such a stupid statement though like holy shit it's all just publicity anyway though.
#35
Trump's just incredibly stupid if he thinks that bashing a former POW is going to get him GOP support.
#36
Quote by TheChaz at #33508201
Trump's just incredibly stupid if he thinks that bashing a former POW is going to get him GOP support.


yeah.

not that the gop cares about veterans in anything other than campaign commercials though.
#37
Quote by ErikLensherr
^^My attention was more piqued by this article.

http://time.com/3963692/bernie-sanders-martin-omalley-black-lives-matter/


This is why nobody likes protesters, they're obnoxious as fuck.

-After O’Malley exited, Sanders took the stage and flashed with annoyance. “If you don’t want me to be here that’s okay,” he said. “I don’t want to out-scream you.”-


When the radical of the group thinks you're being rowdy y'all needa chill

Also, good lord:

"Even at Netroots Nation, a Shangri-La for progressive idealism where protesters in the hot Phoenix sun pass around sunscreen and water bottles and gather afterwards for group meditation sessions, some attendees were flummoxed by the outpouring of racial anger. "
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#38
He'll escape this just fine. This nation generally doesn't give a fuck about its POW's or Vietnam Veterans beyond tired bromides. James Stockdale learned that the hard way.
#39
Quote by ErikLensherr at #33508129
^^My attention was more piqued by this article.

http://time.com/3963692/bernie-sanders-martin-omalley-black-lives-matter/


This is why nobody likes protesters, they're obnoxious as fuck.

"black lives matter. white lives matter. all lives matter"

boos

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#40
Lol, the rise and fall of Trump was truly a beautiful sight to behold.

He's dead in the water after this. Not that he wasn't just in it for the attention the whole time. His impulsive blathering pulled the impulsive right to his side, and no doubt this is going to turn that same group of people against him.

This is how these sorts of elections go. It will be somebody else's turn in the front for a little while, and in the end it will come down to Bush or Walker.
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