#2
Once in middle school, a mountain lion came down from the mountain to terrorize the students and faculty alike. We were escorted out by animal control and police.
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#4
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#5
there's also a cougar loose

your mum
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
lmao how do you lose a fuckin lion in a fuckin city bunch of fuckin nutters
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#10
acquire one (1) gun and appropriate live ammunition, both functioning.
If lion comes near you, utilise gun in typical fashion and hopefully injure the lion to the point of fearing you too much and leaving you alone.

Saving other citizens can be considered optional but highly suggested
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#11
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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#13
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Snipel we both know you're just going to chill inside your place getting drunk, you'll be fine

I'm working tonight. :-(

Although that puts me on the other side of downtown from the lion.
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#17
ffs someone really needs to stop letting the interns that think they are clever and funny write these headlines
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#18
I'd say you'll be safe, but then I'd be lion
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#21
the lions are at the door
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#22
A couple of years ago several people reported that they'd seen a lion in a field next to this zoo quite near to where I live. And then it turned out it was just a life-sized soft toy lion.

But a few years before that a leopard or something escaped its enclosure and had to be shot.
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#24
In Milwaukee, sweet Milwaukee,
The lion sleeps tonight.
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#25
so i went walking from the party
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#29
Dawwww the kitty probably just wants a big ol fashioned kitty hug.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#30
looks like milwaukee has some cool buildings
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#31
The largest four-sided clock in the world and this thing:


(the wings open and close!)
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#32
Most exciting thing that'll ever happen in Milwaukee.
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#34
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Is that the building where the lion's going to eat you?

Bear, you're just jealous. You'd like to get my sweet meat, wouldn't you?

(I'm trying to be coy, but I'm still scared)
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#35
That depends entirely on how sweet your meat is

That being said, as long as you stay inside, you should be fine. I heard that lions can't enter a house unless they're invited inside. Although those might be vampires now that I think of it.
Can lions go out during the day?
#36
actually, they can only move between sun up and sun down, so just wait for winter and you'll have a lot more time to work with
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