#1
Happy birthday Jack!
As seems to be trending thanks to yours truly, we will now take a moment out of our day to celebrate the birth of Bladez22 by telling him how much of a piece of **** he is.

Let us begin.

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A dumb thread would make me happy :3
Bladez22 is soo dumb, he doesn't even realize that any thread about him is a dumb thread.

Bladez22 doesnt even realize how absolute and pure utter garbage his waifu (Joshua Garcia) is.

Bladez22 had to copy Joshua Garcia's space cat idea because he's too much of a puss to come up with one of his own.

Bladez22 ACTUALLY gets a hard-on to Princess Bubblegum of the children's show Adventure Time and NOT Marceline like normal losers, making him a meta-loser.
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There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#2
Noone told me what a piece of shit I was on my birthday.

You all suck.
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#3
Bladez22 has a similar name to an internet paedophile. ("WTF?")

Happy Birthday man!

I'll gladly remove the link if need be.
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#4
Chelsea r shit m8

Happy bd xo
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
Bladez22 is so dumb, he doesnt know the difference between a rotary engine and a star engine.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#6
I'll have the lamb with mint sauce please

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#7
Quote by Guitar0player
Bladez22 is so dumb, he doesnt know the difference between a rotary engine and a star engine.

Star engines are funky as ****.

Look at those moves.
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#8
Bladez22' username sounds like what a 12 year old would call his first character in an MMO which he's stealing his parents' credit card details to pay subscription for.
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Star engines are funky as ****.

Look at those moves.

I've never been aroused by machinery before
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#9
Indeed, but what's a rotary engine? And I don't mean the Wankel engine.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#10
Quote by Guitar0player at #33512575
Indeed, but what's a rotary engine? And I don't mean the Wankel engine.


It's like a guitar pick shaped thing inside a circle

oh, that is a wankel engine

haha wank
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
A rotary engine is like the ones they used on planes right? Where the pistons rotated around the crankshaft?
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#12
yes

dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#13
I've got sick engine skills
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#14
Bladez is soo boring, The Pit would rather talk about engines than acknowledge him.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#15
Oh, happy birthday to Bladez btw. For your birthday I got you some new knowledge about engines.
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#16
Quote by ultimate-slash
A rotary engine is like the ones they used on planes right? Where the pistons rotated around the crankshaft?


Both star and rotary engines were infact were used on planes, so you are correct. How long did it take you to google it?
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#17
Honestly the only thing I googled was the sexy gif of the star engine
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#18
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Honestly the only thing I googled was the sexy gif of the star engine


If you say so.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#19
I have the advantage of having read literally thousands of pages worth of workshop manuals and stuff for car manufacturers though, so I do have a fair understanding of engines, even if I have to look up the terminology sometimes

Although, now that I think of it, I did have to look up star engines at one point (sometime last year), so I guess I wasn't entirely honest
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#20
Quote by entity0009
Bladez22' username sounds like what a 12 year old would call his first character in an MMO which he's stealing his parents' credit card details to pay subscription for.

I've never been aroused by machinery before


That is surprisingly accurate (minus the stealing money thing)
#21
happy birthday bladez22
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I have the advantage of having read literally thousands of pages worth of workshop manuals and stuff for car manufacturers though, so I do have a fair understanding of engines, even if I have to look up the terminology sometimes

do you have to translate them or something?
#22
Jup
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; man got to tell himself he understand.


#23


Best thing with a rotary engine ever.

Bladez is a right Wankel.
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