#1
Wrote this about my bus driver, was actually the first song I wrote with my drummer when we first started out making music together. My bus driver was a bitch, and this song spans multiple genres for comedic effect

(chewing sounds, then a burp)

Intro/chorus (pop punk/punk)
Nancy is a fat bitch
she's so fat that she can't have kids
she likes food more than I do
she needs a forklift just to take a poop
Nancy is a fat bitch
i tried to throw her in a dicth but she wouldnt fit
I tried to push her out the front door
(Hard rock screamed) she wouldn't go cuz she's fatter than Michael Moore!!!

verse (thrash metal/punk)
YAAA!
Okay!!!! when I count to 3, when I say "That bitch" you say, "IS FAT!!!"
ready? 1...2... 123!!!

Singer: That bitch...
Audience: IS FAT!!
(x6)

THAT BITCH IS ****ING FAAAAAAAAT!!!

Intro/chorus (pop punk/punk)
Nancy is a fat bitch
she's so fat that she can't have kids
she likes food more than I do
she needs a forklift just to take a poop
Nancy is a fat bitch
i tried to throw her in a dicth but she wouldnt fit
I tried to push her out the front door
(Hard rock screamed) she wouldn't go cuz she's fatter than Michael Moore!!!

Verse (thrash metal/rap)
Nobody in the world likes food more than you do
scarfed 20 Big Macs down in a minute, woooo!
I could never do that, i think it's the grossest
i could take some pizza from your fat rolls, and you would never notice

Intro/chorus (pop punk/punk)
Nancy is a fat bitch
she's so fat that she can't have kids
she likes food more than I do
she needs a forklift just to take a poop
Nancy is a fat bitch
i tried to throw her in a dicth but she wouldnt fit
I tried to push her out the front door
(Hard rock screamed) she wouldn't go cuz she's fatter than Michael Moore!!!
#4
This is the shit.

Please record this and press a vinyl and/or flexidisc.
I will seriously buy the first copy.
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#5


Very well written and energetic! Love it. Cant wait to hear a recording of it.
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#8
I suppose i can record an acoustic version. I wish I could record a full band version but there just aren't musicians around here.
#9
I will move to where you are located.
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#10
Nice....want to hear it!

Can you arrange a fingerstyle variation while you are at it?
#11
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Nice....want to hear it!

Can you arrange a fingerstyle variation while you are at it?

Dude totally.. I just can't wait to get a full band recording done, I remember playing this with my bro back in 2011. it was awesome. Pop punk, gang vocals, rapping, and random genre changes.
#15
yeah dude, this song is literally an expression of emotion. this wasn't just an attempt to write a song and start a band because we'd be cool and get laid/respected. no, we made this with artistic intent because we wanted to make a statement about how we really felt. for that reason, I am incredibly proud of this piece of music we've created.
#16
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yeah dude, this song is literally an expression of emotion. this wasn't just an attempt to write a song and start a band because we'd be cool and get laid/respected. no, we made this with artistic intent because we wanted to make a statement about how we really felt. for that reason, I am incredibly proud of this piece of music we've created.


yeah dude, i was mainly just screwing around. if i'm being incredibly serious you'll know because i'll tell you. and most likely the cause won't even be worth the reaction anyway so you'll just laugh at how upset i get over petty shit. as "artsy" as i appear to be i'm not really, because i'm actually a lazy white trash piece of shit etc etc

basically: i'm neurotic as fuck and sometimes i don't even know why i say some of the shit i do on here so take that into consideration whenever i say anything to anybody

edit: also since i'v'e said nothing productive i think this would definitely work in the right context and i would listen to it because i like blink-182 nuff said
Last edited by Dregen at Jul 28, 2015,
#17
This is fricken amazing
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I suppose i can record an acoustic version. I wish I could record a full band version but there just aren't musicians around here.

brb getting plane tickets to Dayton Ohio and bringing my bass with me.
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