#1


http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/15/dog-is-pecked-to-death-by-seagulls-5297069/

All I keep thinking is the pterodactyl scene in Jurassic World.. We iz all gonna die.

We Brits are not used to wild animal attacks.. The most we probably would have to deal with is a scratch from the neighbour's cat.

So these buggers have attacked people and killed a woman's dog.. Have any of you guys got stories about defending yourself or somebody else against malicious animals?
#2
we need to charge them for their crimes so they can be rehabilitated
It's over simplified, So what!

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#3
a swarm of seagulls surrounded me on the beach one time when I was trying to eat a hamburger. I threw part of the bun at them and ran for my life.
#4
yea a group apparently killed a dog recently lmao seagull squad strong

obvs didn't read article before posting
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#5
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we need to charge them for their crimes so they can be rehabilitated



6 months hard labour for every ice cream cone stolen from a poor kids clutches
#7
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Seagulls are assholes. One pooped on my head once


I got shat on twice in one day before by pigeons

Everyone kept telling me it was lucky

Nothing lucky about having bird shit in your hair
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#9
One shat into a pint glass when me and a group of friends were at a pub once, it got about half the people there. It missed me though, and that's all that matters.
#11
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I got shat on twice in one day before by pigeons

Everyone kept telling me it was lucky

Nothing lucky about having bird shit in your hair

It's lucky if it shits on the back of your head, that way none will go in your mouth.
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#12
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Please tell me the glass had no beer in it.


About 1/2 full. It was a mess.
#13
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About 1/2 full. It was a mess.

At least you were optimistic in a time of misfortune.
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#14
That's what you get for owning a rat and calling it a dog.
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#16
Oh, a Yorkie? I thought it said a dog, not a rat?
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#17
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Oh, a Yorkie? I thought it said a dog, not a rat?

Odd looking dog.

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#18
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At least you were optimistic in a time of misfortune.



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#19
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About 1/2 full. It was a mess.


could have bottled it as craft beer, "A Drop in the Hops"
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#21
Oh my! How very scar.

Be safe britfriends.
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