#1
have you ever had to get your poo tested?
i have to turn over a sample soon. how did your poop fare?
#3
I did once. They really aught to give us sample containers in the shape of a banana split bowl instead on these measly things.
#5
did one as a child since my health is an idiot

my mom took my blue play-doh cup and taped it under the toilet seat for me to dump in to this day i still can't belive i got it in there
#6
Easiest way is just to use a carrier bag. Use the seat to hold it over the bowl, making sure you leave the necessary forward clearance for peeing.

Unless you take a dump like a wierdo and don't pee at the same time.
#7
My shit is the shit
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#8
I've never had my poo sampled


by a doctor
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#9
Quote by MinterMan22
did one as a child since my health is an idiot

my mom took my blue play-doh cup and taped it under the toilet seat for me to dump in to this day i still can't belive i got it in there

Ooh, impressive.

No I have never done this.
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#12
why do you use the same word for a turd and a tiny three-legged chair


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#13
Quote by JamSessionFreak
why do you use the same word for a turd and a tiny three-legged chair

Because chairs with only 3 legs and no back are shit.
#14
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Because chairs with only 3 legs and no back are shit.

ooooh dayum


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#18
Quote by slapsymcdougal

and don't pee at the same time.

There can't actually be people like that... Can there be?
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#19
Quote by kcmoon5150
There can't actually be people like that... Can there be?

Well, I was excluding people who can't pee at all for medical reasons.
#20
Quote by sickman411 at #33516116
Taking shitposting to a whole new level I see.


nice

no but i did have to have an xray of my stomach area when i was like 9 cos bare build up of poo

senokot medicine does not taste nice
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#21
Quote by Trowzaa
nice

no but i did have to have an xray of my stomach area when i was like 9 cos bare build up of poo

senokot medicine does not taste nice

Well, most 9 year old kids suck at taking pills.

Did they try you on lactulose first?
#22
Quote by slapsymcdougal at #33516958
Well, most 9 year old kids suck at taking pills.

Did they try you on lactulose first?


Nah, they didn't give me anything, they just told my mum to buy some laxatives from the shop as far as I remember

Unless she snook stuff in my food
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Last edited by Trowzaa at Jul 25, 2015,
#23
Quote by Trowzaa
Nah, they didn't give me anything, they just told my mum to buy some laxatives from the shop as far as I remember

Senokot is pretty nasty, even if you can get it over fast. Lactulose doesn't actually taste of anything, it's just... viscous.

Just hope you never have to take Kleen Prep for anything. Shit's nasty, in so many ways.
#24
Even its name is nasty, ew.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#25
Quote by Trowzaa
Even its name is nasty, ew.

You'll probably never get anywhere near it, unless you get a colonoscopy.

Then, you'll have to drink about 4l of the stuff in the 24 hours before, and you will just about shit yourself inside out.
#26
Is it like an enema thing
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#27
Quote by Trowzaa
Is it like an enema thing

No, it goes in the other end. But it is basically to make sure there are no turds to obscure the mucosa of your large bowel.
#28
I use my penis to remove bowel obstructions
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#30
Rodney has many talents.
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#31
Possibly the worst name for a penis I've ever heard
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#33
Rodney Dangerfield.

He can't get no respect.
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#34
Quote by UltimateGuizar
I left one once and the nurse told me, this is the shit.
I was all, yeah, thanks, thanks.

Nice

All I got was "Could you come into my office real quick?" followed by "Was this you again?"
#35
obligatory post in a poo related thread.

teehee.
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