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#1
okay maybe i was uncomfortable last time because I didn't take my happy pill but I took it this time
and I went to my friends birthday party
and I drank this time
I mean not like a lot a lot because my parents were picking me up
but drunk people really aren't that scary unless they're loud
and some girl from school who i barely know flirted with me kinda and that was cool
this has been an update by canti bye
¯\_()_/¯
#2
Thanks for the update. Nice with the moderation and the flirting. Hugs & kisses for you.
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#3
I was drunk yesterday and nobody noticed.
Now I'm all out of liquor and back at work on a Saturday night and will be wearing my clothes with a lab coat, safety glasses and a hair net that covers the whole head except for the eyes and nose pls kill me
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jul 25, 2015,
#6
Just a reminder to readers that CaptainCanti isn't actually 12, he just seems that way.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#7
It's ok canti I think you improved over the years slightly or something I liked your squid phase though idk why you dropped it waaaay better than these bear losers

Whoops did I say that out loud?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
Quote by ErikLensherr
Just a reminder to readers that CaptainCanti isn't actually 12, he just seems that way.

damn
#10
Quote by CaptainCanti
guys GUYS i'm 18



Get over here.
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#11
Quote by ErikLensherr
Just a reminder to readers that CaptainCanti isn't actually 12, he just seems that way.


bullshit.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#12
Quote by CaptainCanti
guys GUYS i'm 18



total bullshit.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#13
Quote by CaptainCanti
guys GUYS i'm 18

Canti why are you drinking before 21?

You live in Indiana. Isn't that illegal?
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We all have the rights to be mad

So does you
#15
Quote by Victory2134
Canti why are you drinking before 21?

You live in Indiana. Isn't that illegal?

vic i've been sober around drunk as **** friends
it isn't fun vic
¯\_()_/¯
#16
Quote by Amuro Jay
Happy pill? Alcohol? You shouldn't mix antidepressants and booze. It'll mess you up pretty quickly.

But thats like antidepressants squared right

So youll have even less depression yay
#18
Quote by Amuro Jay
No it's like alcohol squared, you'll black out that much quicker.

actually just read up on it and prozac + alcohol makes you violent and shit
¯\_()_/¯
#19
Quote by Amuro Jay
No it's like alcohol squared, you'll black out that much quicker.


indeed.

only take antidepressants and alcohol if you someday plan on taking a significant other's car, rollling it, then driving on a rim for fifteen miles until you get home. you won't remember it, of course.

no, that story isn't about me (this isn't even meant to insult them really, b/c of other extenuating circumstances), and yes, it's actually much worse than the summarized version.

Quote by CaptainCanti
actually just read up on it and prozac + alcohol makes you violent and shit


maybe. but it also very specifically causes the above paragraphs
Last edited by Dregen at Jul 26, 2015,
#20
Listen here children those drugs are a product of the devil ok you don't want to get mixed up with them ok the only high you need is a high five when you're high fiving Jesus ok can I get an amen????

I mean who even really needs drugs you know like 2 prayers a day makes the headaches go away right so like who even really needs drugs you know like just hit up Jesus twice a day everyday and check back in the morning and that broken leg is as good as new hmu
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jul 26, 2015,
#21
Quote by CaptainCanti
guys GUYS i'm 18


bullshit

Quote by CaptainCanti
actually just read up on it and prozac + alcohol makes you violent and shit


gonna go ahead and say don't believe everything you read, but prozac made me incredibly violent alone.

I threw a table.

Quote by Joshua Garcia
Listen here children those drugs are a product of the devil ok you don't want to get mixed up with them ok the only high you need is a high five when you're high fiving Jesus ok can I get an amen????

I mean who even really needs drugs you know like 2 prayers a day makes the headaches go away right so like who even really needs drugs you know like just hit up Jesus twice a day everyday and check back in the morning and that broken leg is as good as new hmu


I know you're joking and I still want to face palm.
ayy lmao
Last edited by chookiecookie at Jul 26, 2015,
#22
I'm Prozac, I mean he never did anything bad to me.
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#23
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Listen here children those drugs are a product of the devil ok you don't want to get mixed up with them ok the only high you need is a high five when you're high fiving Jesus ok can I get an amen????

I mean who even really needs drugs you know like 2 prayers a day makes the headaches go away right so like who even really needs drugs you know like just hit up Jesus twice a day everyday and check back in the morning and that broken leg is as good as new hmu


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRGndldqxlQ
#25
Quote by chookiecookie
gonna go ahead and say don't believe everything you read, but prozac made me incredibly violent alone.

I threw a table.

okay, if anyone ever prescribes me fluoxetine based meds I'm going to burn houses down, I throw tables after two vodkas alone (vodka tends to make me more violent for some ungodly reason).

If I combined the two it'd take like four people to restrain me, maybe more.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#26
Quote by CaptainCanti
vic i've been sober around drunk as **** friends
it isn't fun vic

yeah for your friends
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#28
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Listen here children those drugs are a product of the devil ok you don't want to get mixed up with them ok the only high you need is a high five when you're high fiving Jesus ok can I get an amen????

I mean who even really needs drugs you know like 2 prayers a day makes the headaches go away right so like who even really needs drugs you know like just hit up Jesus twice a day everyday and check back in the morning and that broken leg is as good as new hmu

He's gone full texan
#29
I took drugs once. Then twice. Then a third time yet. Now look at me.

Moral of the story? Life's good, but the drugs are better.
#30
Quote by Joshua Garcia
It's ok canti I think you improved over the years slightly or something I liked your squid phase though idk why you dropped it waaaay better than these bear losers

Whoops did I say that out loud?

there are going to be maulings over this


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#31
Bring it bsh this space cats claws are out

#teamspacecat v #teambears v #teamsquids
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#32
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Bring it bsh this space cats claws are out

#teamspacecat v #teambears v #teamsquids

#team
#33
And let's not forget #teambirds and #teamostrich. Although I'm not sure there's enough ostrich folks to win a war. Actually it would probably fall under #teambirds, nvm.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#34
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Bring it bsh this space cats claws are out

#teamspacecat v #teambears v #teamsquids

#teamamoeba
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#35
#teamlove (all are welcome )

What were you drinking anyway, Canti?
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#36
not sure if it's my tendency to not drink enough water to begin with, or if it's my antidepressant/antianxiety meds, but last time i drank a decent amount i had one of my classic moments of getting the spins and going blind for a minute or two.

i mean, i had also eaten a weed cookie and smoked a decent amount of herb.

and was given some coke...

but, yeah. i got the woozywobbles, went blind, and fell over in my aunt's bathroom and broke a bunch of shit a few months ago.

similar thing happened at a hotel last year. drinking and smoking. elevator reached my floor and i think that weird feeling you get while it levels out ****ed with me, so i lost vision and hurtled out of the doors and broke a lamp with my face.
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#37
Nicotine and alcohol saved my life.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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#38
Quote by CaptainCanti at #33517646
and I drank this time
I mean not like a lot a lot because my parents were picking me up




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I an evety characyer in this story
#40
Don't take pingers and alcohol, you'll have a heart attack broooo
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