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#2
a girl that likes me
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#3
Who cares who you or I want to meet? Why not just make it happen or give up hope?
Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
Last edited by T00DEEPBLUE at Jul 27, 2015,
#6
Lemmy
My real father
God

but I repeat myself.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#11
Quote by Pastafarian96
a girl that likes me

You live in Australia. All the females that want to get close to your are spiders.
#13
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You live in Australia. All the females that want to get close to your are spiders.

90% of them anyway.

Actually I've not seen a spider in months, something is afoot.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#14
Taylor Swift

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#15
Quote by Pastafarian96
90% of them anyway.

Actually I've not seen a spider in months, something is afoot.

OH JESUS IT'S ON MY FOOT OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODKILLITWITHFIREHEEEEEEELLLLLP!!!!
#16
Seth Macfarlane
Chester Bennington
Morgan Freeman
Dwayne Johnson
Thats all I can think of
Quote by MeTallIcA313
Guys, you heard Mr. Sacamano. No fun until racism is over.
#17
Santa Claus
Hannah Montana
Naruto
Batman
Gustavo Fring
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#19
Zoe Kravitz
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#21
Quote by Pastafarian96
a girl that likes me

Let's keep this realistic ...
#22
Quote by Pastafarian96 at #33520194
a girl that likes me

Moping around isn't gonna help, hit up your nearest bar or something
Quote by MeTallIcA313
Guys, you heard Mr. Sacamano. No fun until racism is over.
Last edited by hurricane0202 at Jul 27, 2015,
#23
Chef John from Food Wishes :3

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#24
Samuel R. Delany seems interesting.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#25
Quote by hurricane0202
Moping around isn't gonna help, hit up your nearest bar or something

Time to start bribing 16 year olds with booze...

they're legal here.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#26
Every time I've met someone I've wanted to meet they've ended up being a twat so not really too keen on meeting the rest
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33553650
If you are white, you are scum.
#27
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Taylor Swift


I would like to eat Taylor Swift.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#28
Quote by sam b
Why?

He wants to go on a date with her so they can eventually break up and have a song written about him.
#29
What would the name of the song be, is the important question
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33553650
If you are white, you are scum.
#30
End the Rapture could fit for a break up song. Or End EndTheRapture51's Rapture.
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#31
What about Start His Rapture?
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#32
Quote by CL/\SH at #33520642
What would the name of the song be, is the important question

Lyle of My Life (**** Off to Your Castle)
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#33
It would be called 26 or 27.

Not because of her age at the time, but because that's how many seconds he lasted.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#34
flavourtown chill sesh 2k15 feat. special guests: guy fieri, maury povich, boris yeltsin, rick james, charles barkley, miss bumbum brazil 14, big bird, amanda kessel, andre the giant, rob ford, oprah winfery, rocco siffredi, drake, milhouse, sarah palin, pierre mcguire, shakira, bill clinton, sofia coppola, j-roc, sheeva, the popeyes chicken lady, snoopzilla, that one japanese pornstar whose butthole fell off (name escapes me atm), don cornelius & michael cera during his dirtstache phase

location: river cuomo's place (no worries he ain't invited)

first 300 to reply to this message can get in at the doors 50 men limit tho




#35
Quote by MinterMan22
flavourtown chill sesh 2k15 feat. special guests: guy fieri, maury povich, boris yeltsin, rick james, charles barkley, miss bumbum brazil 14, big bird, amanda kessel, andre the giant, rob ford, oprah winfery, rocco siffredi, drake, milhouse, sarah palin, pierre mcguire, shakira, bill clinton, sofia coppola, j-roc, sheeva, the popeyes chicken lady, snoopzilla, that one japanese pornstar whose butthole fell off (name escapes me atm), don cornelius & michael cera during his dirtstache phase

location: river cuomo's place (no worries he ain't invited)

first 300 to reply to this message can get in at the doors 50 men limit tho

This is beautiful.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#36
Quote by Pastafarian96 at #33520683
This is beautiful.

you're not invited tho 💁
#37
Quote by MinterMan22
you're not invited tho 💁

I'm going to guess it's because I'm Australian?
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#38
Quote by Pastafarian96 at #33520690
I'm going to guess it's because I'm Australian?

nah it's cause you aint about the booty




#39
Quote by MinterMan22
nah it's cause you aint about the booty

well it depends on the booty, some are just not as nicely formed.

And I'm talking proper booty too.

It's not the size that matters to me, it's the shape.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
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