scary things that aren't scary but are connected with something scary

#1
example
today i learnt that lightning is not scary at all. What is scary, is the crack of thunder that you hear almost instentalously, and then you realise that the storm is like right above you and if you were 50ft backwards you'd be dead or whatever.
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#3
Some penises. Rape isn't fun kids.
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#4
Wut babby?

Lightning should be the scary part. It's 5 times hotter than the Sun! You just don't realize it happened until you hear the thunder.

Do I need to get you one of those vests that keep doggies calm during storms?
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#5
Ex girlfriend's vagina. The thing itself was textbook perfect, but she was mental.
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#6
the dark isn't scary

the absence of light is

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#7
If you feel like vomitng up everything you've eaten in the last 24 hours, image search 'lightning burns', then come back and tell us how a little noise is scarier than lightning.

EDIT: There's a reason Palpy uses force lightning and not force notscaryatallsounds.
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#8
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If you feel like vomitng up everything you've eaten in the last 24 hours, image search 'lightning burns', then come back and tell us how a little noise is scarier than lightning.

EDIT: There's a reason Palpy uses force lightning and not force notscaryatallsounds.


That wasn't so bad
#9
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That wasn't so bad

Not even the poor moo cow?

You heartless fiend! Just think of the wasted burgers!
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#10
there is literally nothing spooky about thunder or lightning or the combination of thunder & lightning

i know we all ripped our dicks off in winter but i had no clue we were supposed to rip our balls off too #bravery #strength #neverscared #bonecrusher #MAN
#12


This one looks pretty sick, I'd get that done over with a tattoo or something.
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#14
Lightning struck an abandoned house a block away from my house a few months back and completely destroyed it.

It can be pretty scary.
#15
the future
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#16
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lmao what's there to be afraid of here especially after april
#17
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Do I need to get you one of those vests that keep doggies calm during storms?

I seriously think this was a good idea...
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#18
To give an actual answer...personally a stretch of highway. Every time I go to the hospital for cancer related things I pass through it and it always fills me with a sense of irrational anxiety and dread. It isn't particularly depressing or scary objectively but it's one of my least favourite places personally.

Only thing that comes to mind outside of banter
#21
Taxes
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#22
weddings are not scary but they are scary if it means I have to travel with my family
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#23
Sirens because it specifically reminds me of ambulances and how people are dying and then i start worrying about whether the ambulance will get to the person/hospital in time and one time it actually contributed to a panic attack which was terrible, to say the least.

Weird thing is though if I look up and see it's police/fire etc I immediately stop worrying
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#24
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wow i did almost the exact opposite of that.

also lol at that being from art of manliness
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#25
A real man would take it and not die
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#26
A real man would take it and gain super powers.
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