#1
America has a bassist problem with the police I take it most people have seen the video where Sting plays that song where you can't understand the words. What should happen I think that bassist cops showing any signs of bassism should be arrested
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#2
Bassist bitches
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#3
Quote by CL/\SH at #33526649
Bassist bitches


That's both bassist and saxist
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#4
Quote by necrosis1193
That's both bassist and saxist


I think it's also xelophonist.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#5
At least I'm not a flutist
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#6
Just turn the lights off over their heads and forget they exist
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#8
literally? Well I dunno about that but I have some great ideas about what should happen figuratively
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#9
personally, I don't have a problem with bass. its yellow perch that are the untrustworthy ****s.
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#10
No said bass wasn't important, just bassists.
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#11
one day you'll miss us, you'll heed a funky soulful bass line and we won't be there...

... one day.
A poem.
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#12
TS, your claims on the police are without cited sources and therefore bassless.

You should stop debassing them and instead focus on the violins that is prevalent in today's music that is causing a bad influence.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#14
i like violins
i like violas more
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#15
Quote by Xiaoxi
TS, your claims on the police are without cited sources and therefore bassless.

The layers in this sentence..
В словах есть что-то неприличное.
#17
Quote by Baby Joel
i like violins
i like violas more


We all know you just think they are all called "fiddles".
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#19
What should happen to America's bassist problem?????

Just use one of those laser pointers to keep them distracted for a couple of hours.

I know it always works with cats.
#22
Stop pretending music producers are geniuses for downloading Skrillex samples off the internet for their basslines.
#25
Quote by necrosis1193
America has a bassist problem with the police I take it most people have seen the video where Sting plays that song where you can't understand the words. What should happen I think that bassist cops showing any signs of bassism should be arrested

America needs to stop importing bass players. They're steelin ewer jerbs.
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#26
Quote by MeTallIcA313 at #33527977
EDM is stealing jobs from hard working bassists.

+1 the bedroom bassist epidemic must be put to an end
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#27
How come every time I play a bass somebody gotta come throw out that bassist label???

Oh yeh you saw me play bass once now you think you have proof of bassism, asshole.

I know there are probably some real bassists around, mainly in the south but stop screaming bassist all the time just to get people riled up.