#1
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#2
Quote by what he really said
rawr


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Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#3
Wrong, he said "I'm ****ing hungry, where is one of those antelopes that I can rip apart???"
#4
Lions can't talk except in Lion King or Madagascar or Narnia.
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Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#7
Quote by Cardbored
Lions can't talk except in Lion King or Madagascar or Narnia.


Especially dead ones
#8
What a purrfect send off?
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I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
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If you are white, you are scum.
#9
Who names a lion Cecil?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#10
doesnt he look like a Cecil?
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#11
He looks like a lion.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#14
"I'm glad I'm not an antelope because that wouldn't be a white people problem like my death will be, hooray for white people problems!!"
#15
Quote by Rebel Scum
I want the peyote she's having

Actually, I have seen people take peyote all night and into the dawn and they make more sense than that lady.
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#19
Yeh, lion king was just a film that told the true story about talking animals. I wasn't no documentary, those actors were too good. Did you hear how well that warthog sang??? No regular warthog could do that, only a professional trained warthog could act and sing like that.