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#1
In this thread you post as if you were another user and others guess who you're impersonating. I'll go first.


"Nice bourbon-aged ale, dork."
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#2
Look at me, I'm lolmnt. I'm such a loser lololol.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#3
Look at me, I'm lolmnt, I'm such a bellend
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
'I'm not extraordinarily smart but I am smarter than the typical person'
-everyone on this website
#5
I'm so bad at basketball that little kids make fun of me and so I tell them that it's their fault that their parents are divorced.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#6
hello im just a rooster

it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#7
Quote by theogonia777
Look at me, I'm lolmnt. I'm such a loser lololol.

nice
Quote by Trowzaa
Look at me, I'm lolmnt, I'm such a bellend

nice
Quote by genghisgandhi
'I'm not extraordinarily smart but I am smarter than the typical person'
-everyone on this website

nice
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#8
Quote by theogonia777
I'm so bad at basketball that little kids make fun of me and so I tell them that it's their fault that their parents are divorced.

that's an origin story on par with Muhammad Ali or Batman
#9
hey
Quote by genghisgandhi at #33527057
'I'm not extraordinarily smart but I am smarter than the typical person'
-everyone on this website

The rules said to let others guess on whom you're impersonating.

*reported*
Free Ali
#11
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A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#12
I like anime and have no friends.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#14
Quote by theogonia777
I like anime and have no friends.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#16
I wanna make love to Taylor Swift
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33553650
If you are white, you are scum.
#17
does anyone know if this black stuff on the ceiling is okay because i felt a little light-headed when i was trying to buy used womens shoes on ultimate-footfetish dot com
#18
I remember when they used to play Motley Crew and such on the radio.

#cantspellrapwithoutcrap
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#20
Quote by Thrashtastic15
does anyone know if this black stuff on the ceiling is okay because i felt a little light-headed when i was trying to buy used womens shoes on ultimate-footfetish dot com

Excuse me, but that "black stuff" is stachybotrys, commonly known as black mold. I prefer to be objective so I cannot side with or against the mold. It is not toxic, don't be an idiot, however it is toxigenic. Stupid biased asshole.
#21
The music you like is shitty!! I don't care if it sold a million records!!!!! I said it's shitty and that's final!!!!

Also you suck as a musician and are a shitty guitar player!!!! I don't care if I've never seen you play or heard anything you do!!! You suck!!! Your guitar playing sucks!!! The music you like sucks!!!
I HAVE SPOKEN!! I play professionally!!! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!!!
#23
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#24
Quote by chrismendiola
Jennifer, wait-

hey do not lose your woman my man you treat her with RESPECT


ayy lmao
#26
I wasn't imitating you.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#30
Quote by slipknot5678 at #33527153
The dutch steal our corporate tax payments.


LOL libtard
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#31
Do Catholic girls like tantric squirting in church parking lots?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#32
Quote by K'Nuckles at #33527155
hey vintage nice hair i already <3d that pic on instagram

can you pm me a pic of your feet though? please?




#36
Hey guys, I joined the site in 2001.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#37
nah your wrong
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

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#38
Quote by theogonia777
Do Catholic girls like tantric squirting in church parking lots?

good thread
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#40
Ugh I ****ing hate my uncle, and his wife, and my boss, and my supervisor, and my store's manager, and the company's CEO, and my co-workers, and my grandma, etc.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.