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#1
"the Eighth" get it? hahahahahaha.

Rules, etc:

Quote by JayT44
Before we get this started, let’s lay out a few of the guidelines to make this run smoothly. As always, all of The Pit rules still apply within this thread. I’ll highlight some of the bigger issue ones for you:

- NO SPAMMING. If you make a post in this thread, try to make it have a purpose or be in response to someone else’s post. Avoid spewing nonsense or just putting “DICKSDICKSDICKS” a bunch of times. That’s what we’re trying to avoid here.

- NO FLAMING. There’s nothing wrong with debating/arguing with someone, as long as it doesn’t become a personal attack. E.g. “Shut the **** up you cockjuggling thundercunt. You’re a ****ing idiot.” Be respectful of others when dealing with conflicting opinions.

- NO PORNOGRAPHY OR GORE. Obviously you’re not supposed to post these things. Quoting inappropriate pictures that others have posted is also bad, so don’t do that either. Amendment 4/26: anybody encouraging the posting of gore or pornography will be treated as if they posted it themselves, and will receive the same punishment as the original poster.

- NO QUOTING ADBOTS. If an adbot makes a post, don’t quote any of the links. Report it and move on. Maybe make a post indicating that you’ve reported it so that others won’t have to.

- Please don’t use this thread as a substitute for an “ONLY” thread. If you have something to discuss that is better served within one of the topic-dedicated threads, it’s best to go to that thread directly (a comprehensive list of ‘’ONLY’’ threads can be found here or via the searchbar). That’s not to say that any discussion relating to these topics are prohibited from this thread, but try and keep it to a minimum. Thank you.


There are SOOOOO many rules! What CAN I use this thread for?

Well, to chat, quite simply. This is sort of a way to filter out the off-topic chat within the "ONLY" threads, the hugging thread, etc. If you wanted to post about a personal matter of marginal importance, you can post in here and discuss it rather than making a new thread about it. If you wanted to inform people that the chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning, then go right ahead. You found $20 on the street? Awesome dude! That kicks ass! What'd you spend it on? Oh, I bought some recording software with it, check out this song I just wrote: *link*


Now that all of that silly regulation stuff is out of the way, let’s get this started!


Previous thread: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1654095


ok go.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#2
ayyyyyyyy
Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#6
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
terrible name, worse thread



go eat a mirror
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#7
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#8
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Aug 2, 2015,
#10
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#11
Oh.... are we done posting butts already?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
Quote by Joshua Garcia at #33529977
Oh.... are we done posting butts already?


but your link ended in .jpg
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#13
Butts are so July 2015. Get with it, Garcia.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#17
Quote by Dregen
hello

hey
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#18
Quote by Trowzaa
but your link ended in .jpg
Quote by ErikLensherr
Butts are so July 2015. Get with it, Garcia.
Well, if you insist.


Edit:
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Oh.....
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Aug 2, 2015,
#22
thread's already ruined

thanks joshua garcia
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#23
Quote by Dregen
wats up mah nigga

shit class
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#24
Quote by Trowzaa at #33529993
thread's already ruined

thanks joshua garcia

I agree. Let's close this and move on to Chat Thread 9, and genghisghandi will cry a river.
Free Ali
#25
Quote by Trowzaa
thread's already ruined

thanks joshua garcia
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#27
Quote by Dregen
how very vague and mysterious

as is the calculus I'm supposed to be doing.

or it would be if I hadn't already done it last year
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#28
there cannot be a 9, go straight to 10 like windows lolololol
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33553650
If you are white, you are scum.
#29
Quote by CL/\SH at #33530000
there cannot be a 9, go straight to 10 like windows lolololol

do u kno y

'cuz 7 8 9 ahhahhahha
Free Ali
#30
Quote by CL/\SH at #33530000
there cannot be a 9, go straight to 10 like windows lolololol

8.1 m8
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#31
I fully expect to be top poster in this iteration of the Chat thread. I was 10th most prolific poster and I wasn't even around for most of its existence.
Free Ali
#32
I was 5th last time but I don't have much to say. Then again neither do any of the rest of you and that doesn't stop you so we'll see
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#35
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33553650
If you are white, you are scum.
#37
So yeh, my 65 year old cousin gets about a million police cars come to her house and arrest her.
Get this, she escaped from prison in 1979 and they just now found her.
#38
I don't get it
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#39
How the **** do you have a 65 year old cousin, u 'avin a giggle m8
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#40
Quote by ErikLensherr
How the **** do you have a 65 year old cousin, u 'avin a giggle m8


I'm from the south, shit gets weird


That's 100% true though, it's all over the newspapers