#1
that the cure for heartburn is probably not coffee, yoghurt, apples or cheese sandwiches

What is something you've learned today?
#2
Apples are the cure for heartburn

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#3
Well, in that case I learned something new.

The trick to curing heartburn is probably not coffee, yoghurt, apples and cheese sandwiches
#4
Quote by ultimate-slash
that the cure for heartburn is probably not coffee

Agh!! *clutches chest*

...I need to drink something that'll make my heart palpitate!
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#5
a girl should not sneeze while giving a blowjob.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#6
Quote by Pastafarian96
a girl should not sneeze while giving a blowjob.


Wow.....Talk about somebody blowing their brains out.
#7
Never allow an angry German to speak in front of a large audience...it never turns out well.
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#8
Quote by davidyanity
Wow.....Talk about somebody blowing their brains out.

A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#9
Quote by Pastafarian96


I had this horrible mental picture of gray matter flying out of her ears...and you lying on the bed thinking..."Maybe I should see a doctor about this."
#12
Quote by ultimate-slash
that the cure for heartburn is probably not coffee, yoghurt, apples or cheese sandwiches

What is something you've learned today?



Yoghurt might work but the simplest cure is a glass of milk, or a breath mint/chewing gum. Works wonders.
#13
Quote by RAB11
Yoghurt might work but the simplest cure is a glass of milk, or a breath mint/chewing gum. Works wonders.

Ok, I took your advice and made a cappuccino
#14
Quote by ultimate-slash
Ok, I took your advice and made a cappuccino


#16
racoons are the best animal
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#22
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Did she inflate your sack?
#sackballoon

no but I wasn't getting the blowjob. I heard the guy scream when her teeth closed on his dick though.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day