#1
when my phone runs out of battery :0


you?
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
#2
Hate is a product of the devil
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#3
I know because Baby_Joel exists

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#4
He created Joshua Garcia
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#5
when I spend a month and a half with only 40% of my regular amount of sleep because of recurring nightmares.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#6
This thread exists
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33553650
If you are white, you are scum.
#7
Quote by ErikLensherr
He created Joshua Garcia
I can never tell if you actually hate me or if it's just banter. :'(
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#9
Quote by Joshua Garcia at #33533101
I can never tell if you actually hate me or if it's just banter. :'(

Yes.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#10
The rear view mirror in my ferrari won't aim down far enough so I can see if my hair looks ok.

The golf course in my backyard isn't private

There is no god
#12
Quote by ErikLensherr
Yes.

lmao
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33553650
If you are white, you are scum.
#14
Quote by ErikLensherr at #33533107
Yes.

Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#15
You know God hates you when he gives you a 2 ft.-long penis. Sometimes I weigh the pros and cons before walking to places because it's such a hassle. Ugh. #humblebrag
#16
^ realtalk, getting pubes in your foreskin is incredibly irritating.

I don't even know how but yeah, it happens.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#17
You know God hates you when you hate yourself u know what I mean guys yeh hit me up 420blazeit #existentialism #Bushdid9/11
ayy lmao
#19
when u go to the store to buy some cough syrup and some asshole hold up the store and u like ay fool i'm just tryna get high **** off right and u get shot
banned
#20
When the babby wakes up when you sit down for dinner or a film or anything that isn't entertaining the babby
#21
Left for work fairly early so I could buy a pack of smokes then pick up a prescription.

Buy my smokes then leave and start heading up the hill to my next destination.

Got stuck behind the slowest driver I've ever encountered in my life, (seriously, the speed limits 25 and this guys going like 6 mph.)

We get to an intersection and he makes the same left turn I'm going. he stops, sits there, then makes the turn all while slowly as possible (there's no stop sign here.)

After this asshole keeps going the same route as me, I eventually take a detour so I could get ahead of him.

Got past him then got to a red light.

Red light takes 5 or 6 minutes to turn green, unusually slow.

Eventually got my prescription then arrived at work 10 minutes late.
#22
How do I know God hates me?
He, in His infinite wisdom, gave me such bad social anxiety that I cant even attend my daughters 5th birthday (or even think about it) without nearly having a panic attack.
Not only that, but He made sure everyone around me is extremely social and have no understanding of social anxiety or panic attacks and tell me to "suck it up and quit making it a big deal". Oy vey.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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