So I'm browsing Google News and you won't believe what happened next

#1


Simply incredible!
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#2
Clicked for the title, stayed for the impending collapse of China before they cash in on their US T notes
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#3
south sea wang sounds interesting
A poem.
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#5
I don't know who that is.
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There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#9
This isn't funny. China's Wang is an important and respected member. China's Wang is at the forefront of all Chinese politics. No matter what you say, China's Wang will stand proud!


*giggles endlessly*
#11
China's Wang doesn't need discussion. Only action can release the tension.
I have nothing important to say
#12
I thought China's wang was North and South Korea.

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#14
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This isn't funny. China's Wang is an important and respected member. China's Wang is at the forefront of all Chinese politics. No matter what you say, China's Wang will stand proud!


*giggles endlessly*


Chinese Wangs are generally smaller in stature than American Wangs...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#15
I guess there's more going on in the bedrooms of State than we knew about...

WHY Kerry is into tiny Chinese penis is beyond me, though.
#17
I think China's Wang is a hardliner!

China's Wang is always thinking expansion!
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#20
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Old joke is old.

sensitivesam23_Atax has hurt feelings.
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#21
wang means king real talk
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hard sciences don't have correct and incorrect answers actually
#22
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wang means king real talk

And the penis is king.
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#23
Sometimes I discuss South China Sea tensions with China's Wang in front of children, just so they know what it is.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect