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#1
So I just bough a french press the other day and have been cold brewing my coffee, mixing it with equal parts milk, then pouring it over some ice and enjoying.

Tell me why how the way I'm drinking coffee is terrible and how you do it so I can steal them if they seem good.

Also I don't like coffee black
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#2
French press sounds like a thing you'd ask for in a 'massage' parlour.
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#7
I've never tasted coffee before.

Does it help people in dating or something???
Every movie and tv show from the past 10 years the guy always asks the girl out on a first date by saying "you wanna go get a cup of coffee" or some varation of that.

What is the coffee magic!!! I must know!!
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I've never tasted coffee before.

Does it help people in dating or something???
Every movie and tv show from the past 10 years the guy always asks the girl out on a first date by saying "you wanna go get a cup of coffee" or some varation of that.

What is the coffee magic!!! I must know!!

only mature people drink coffee obviously it's just a good hook bc it's asserting position as a mature individual why else would u wanna go literally just drink coffee
#10
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My french press and I are intimate in a way that my other appliances and I just quite aren't.

Not gonna lie, it's pretty sexy sitting on my counter right now
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only mature people drink coffee obviously it's just a good hook bc it's asserting position as a mature individual why else would u wanna go literally just drink coffee

But given the average population of coffee shops, surely you're just announcing you're an asshole with a Macbook and an unfinished screenplay about a talented writer's struggle for recognition.
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#12
My office has a Keurig. Half n half + 2 sugars.

Good enough for me... I'm not a coffee aficionado in the least.

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#13
for me in the mornings i just brew some regular store brand coff with some milk and quite a bit of sugar

if i go out to a coffee shop i usually get something equivalent of a dessert beverage. one place here has something called a hyper monkey which is chocolate and banana with the coffee. really good i think so yes
#15
Only drink coffee black, generally some kind of hazelnut. French presses are the shit
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#16
I'm really loving it for cold brewing, just put in the grounds, as much water as I want, then set it in the fridge before I go to work and then take it out when I get home, prepare it and drink it whenever I wake up. The press is so much easier than messing around pouring it through a strainer.
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#17
I buy coffee powder from tesco, put a spoonful in a mug, add hot (not boiling) water, a small teaspoon of sugar, and then top it up with a little bit of cold water so it isn't lava for the next 20 minutes that's coffee

also you spelt coffee wrong in the title of the thread
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brewing my coffee, mixing it with equal parts milk, then pouring it over some ice and enjoying.


Also I don't like coffee black

Quit being a pansy and stop ruining your coffee, pencil dick!
#19
I only drink coffee for the taste. It's not the best taste, tea or hot chocolate is sometimes better, but the taste is ok. As for caffeine, I have never in my life noticed ANY effect from it. No matter how much, no matter how strong, it's just a strong tasting hot drink, so if you talk about drinking coffee to stay awake I have no ****ing idea what you're talking about.
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I only drink coffee for the taste. It's not the best taste, tea or hot chocolate is sometimes better, but the taste is ok. As for caffeine, I have never in my life noticed ANY effect from it. No matter how much, no matter how strong, it's just a strong tasting hot drink, so if you talk about drinking coffee to stay awake I have no ****ing idea what you're talking about.


eat like 2 bananas, then drink 3 cups of coffee, then see how fast you shit yourself the best side effect of caffine tbh

also caffiene doesn't make you more awake, it makes you less tired, which is different. It blocks the chemical in your brain that makes you feel sleepy, it doesn't give you energy or magic. As someone who is perpetually tired (especially now, yay shift work) coffee is a god send
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Does anyone in here love Trader Joes instant as much as me? Best instant I've ever had, and cheap too.

Instant?! That shit barely qualifies as coffee. Upgrade to fresh coffee, dude.
#24
coffee is shit

but if you're gonna drink coffee do it right and drink it black

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I've never tasted coffee before.

Does it help people in dating or something???
Every movie and tv show from the past 10 years the guy always asks the girl out on a first date by saying "you wanna go get a cup of coffee" or some varation of that.

What is the coffee magic!!! I must know!!

I only "go for coffee" on a first date if it was her idea, then I get chai tea anyway. I don't like coffee and my coworkers are all like "lol I can't even function until I have 6 cups" um that's clearly caffeine addiction. I just drink water, it's boring but keeps me plenty alert. Occasionally I do give in and have some coffee if it's really high quality, there's some good-tasting stuff out there. Obviously in this situation I drink it black as Varg's soul.
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I only "go for coffee" on a first date if it was her idea, then I get chai tea anyway. I don't like coffee and my coworkers are all like "lol I can't even function until I have 6 cups" um that's clearly caffeine addiction. I just drink water, it's boring but keeps me plenty alert. Occasionally I do give in and have some coffee if it's really high quality, there's some good-tasting stuff out there. Obviously in this situation I drink it black as Varg's soul.

They're not addicted to caffeine, just addicted to being dicks.
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Quit being a pansy and stop ruining your coffee, pencil dick!

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Only drink coffee black, generally some kind of hazelnut


hazelnut


i like french presses they taste good and it's fun to press them. black unless it's extra strong iced coffee, then a lot of cream and sugar.
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Leave that out. sensitivesam23_Atax got butthurt at me earlier about that one.
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#31
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coffee is shit

but if you're gonna drink coffee do it right and drink it black
you probably think it's shit cause you drink it black

Also like most people I know you might not even brew it right. Like putting 2 small scoops of coffe grinds for like 12 cups of water or something.
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#32
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Quit being a pansy and stop ruining your coffee, pencil dick!

best post tbh

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#33
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you probably think it's shit cause you drink it black

if you dont drink your coffee black you hate coffee and are in denial. just buy some coke and get on with things you little pansy
#34
I like white coffee (roasted in palm oil) but palm plantations are killing the tiggers so just tea for me thx
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#35
Nobody that drinks black coffee even seems to enjoy it just like its some kind of pride think that makes them
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Nobody that drinks black coffee even seems to enjoy it just like its some kind of pride think that makes them

i drink black coffee and i enjoy it because i actually like the taste of coffee and dont need to hide it behind sugar or cream or other nonsense like a faker
#37
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i drink black coffee and i enjoy it because i actually like the taste of coffee and dont need to hide it behind sugar or cream or other nonsense like a faker

atta boy
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i drink black coffee and i enjoy it because i actually like the taste of coffee and dont need to hide it behind sugar or cream or other nonsense like a faker
this is the silliest thing I've ever read lol
Why have recipes for anything if they're just to hide the flavor of the ingredients instead of combining things that complement each other.

If coffee elitist really just whiskey elitist's dumber cousin where instead of being applied to something that can be very expensive it tries to apply its self to something you can make like 5 gallons of for $10?
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#40
I hate milk coffee. If I have to drink milk coffee, I rather drink milk itself. The aroma of the black coffee is compromised and I hate that.
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