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#1
I am drinking an "Energy malt beverage" cuz I thought it was some cheap red bull and did not note the "malt" part on purchase. Energy drinks and non-alcoholic beers are bad enough on their own, but friggin' together? I swear to you, my burps are ignoring my every command and going straight through my nose. I'm REALLY energetic and I REALLY wanna take a shit.


What are some examples of really, really terrible ideas that should have never been made?
#2
This thread.

Like you didn't see that coming.
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#4
Serious answer, diet or lite versions of anything.
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#5
tiger malt is like the showgirls of beverages something that looks sort of appealing so you dive into it and it's just a total disaster but you just can't stop watching/drinking kinda like a car accident on your tongue and before you know it the bottle is done

you can spot rihanna slamming that shit back no problem though and hey if it's good enough for her then it's good enough for me




#6
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Serious answer, diet or lite versions of anything.


Actually, for diabetics like me, they're a decent way for us to eat similar stuff to the rest of people. Just playing Devil's advocate

OT: Though, carbonated Ice tea....that stuff is ****ing feral
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#8
Quote by i_lovemetallica
Actually, for diabetics like me, they're a decent way for us to eat similar stuff to the rest of people. Just playing Devil's advocate

OT: Though, carbonated Ice tea....that stuff is ****ing feral

And I'd agree, if there was a sweetener that wasn't aspartame. It tastes of wrong, in the way that Lovecraftian horrors are made of wrong.

What I'm saying is that Cthulu tastes of aspartame.
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#10
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And I'd agree, if there was a sweetener that wasn't aspartame. It tastes of wrong, in the way that Lovecraftian horrors are made of wrong.

What I'm saying is that Cthulu tastes of aspartame.







Cthulu sounds delicious.......I'm glad you aren't jumping on the "Aspartame causes cancer" bandwagon though, kudos
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Sparkling water tastes like flat Sprite.

Sparkling water is nice, but for some reason, if you add it to iced tea, it creates what I imagine bong water to taste like
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#11
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Cthulu sounds delicious.......I'm glad you aren't jumping on the "Aspartame causes cancer" bandwagon though, kudos


It only causes cancer of the soul.
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#12
Quote by slapsymcdougal
It only causes cancer of the soul.


I must be terminal then
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And everything must pass
#13
Quote by i_lovemetallica at #33539825
Actually, for diabetics like me, they're a decent way for us to eat similar stuff to the rest of people. Just playing Devil's advocate


Quit being such a Scott Malkinson
#15
selfie sticks

Pixels (the Adam Sandler movie)

pretty much every reboot/remake of a movie.
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#16
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selfie sticks

Pixels (the Adam Sandler movie)

pretty much every reboot/remake of a movie.


Adam Sandler movies in general.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#17
Quote by theogonia777
Adam Sandler movies in general.

Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, and Waterboy are still guilty pleasures for me. i quote those movies a lot.

although i never quote Sandler's lines. well, the exception being "Veronica Vaughn, soooooo hot. Want to touch the hiney." when talking about a girl with a great ass.
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#18
The Holocaust
Seattle Seahawks


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#20
Selfie sticks are really useful though.

Scented feminine hygiene products and pre-packaged tabbouleh are the worst.
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#22
Me ~

I didn't see your "me" comment because I don't read threads

we really are meant for each other
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#23
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The Holocaust


Didn't come to mind at first but when you put it that way yeah the Holocaust was a bad idea.
#24
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Me ~

I didn't see your "me" comment because I don't read threads

we really are meant for each other

Yet you refuse to move to Seattle so we could be together
#25
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Yet you refuse to move to Seattle so we could be together

I do not refuse, that is still very much my long-term goal

It's not easy moving like 2700 miles ok

* my bad 2300 miles
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#26
The Last Airbender

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#28
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I do not refuse, that is still very much my long-term goal

It's not easy moving like 2700 miles ok

If I could actually find a job that pays a living wage id move to Seattle

It's not easy moving 30 miles
#29
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Marxism

bradthreads.
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#33
Mosquitoes
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minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#35
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Eugenics

true
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#37
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Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, and Waterboy are still guilty pleasures for me. i quote those movies a lot.

People that say this except try to say that theyre actually good are just in denial that the stupid comedies they watched as a kid arent stupid tbhtbh

Though I guess those three are easily the best hes done
#38
Quote by whywefight at #33541451
People that say this except try to say that theyre actually good are just in denial that the stupid comedies they watched as a kid arent stupid tbhtbh

Though I guess those three are easily the best hes done

I don't know, that The Longest Yard remake he did was really good.
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#40
massive nipples
A poem.
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