#2
Hey, at least he'd be vaguely funny.

Bet all his campaign budget goes on these vids, tho.
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#3
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Hey, at least he'd be vaguely funny.

Bet all his campaign budget goes on these vids, tho.

Yea, he should totally spend the money on cocaine and hookers instead.
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#4
The CGI is above Canadian standards.
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Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#7
I once asked a Canadian if they even have an army. He said "Yeah, his name is Will. He drives a van"

With their flappy heads and their beady eyes. Have the apologized for Bryan Adams yet?
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#8
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It's so cute when you try to act like a grown up country

It's so cute when Americans think their country is grown up.
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#10
If I was canadian I'd vote for him, dragons and giant robots killed my uncle.
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#13
I think you made this thread before, hun.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line