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#2
Play guitar or a video game, have sex with a hot coworker in one of the private lesson studios if you have any of those
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
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If you are white, you are scum.
#4
i wish that i felt more comfortable
masturbating at work
to those manhattan girls & their manhattan boots
stomping all over my heart


~ jakesmellspoo, 2009
#5
Rub your balls on the carry handles of all the amps.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#6
Why do you think I'm on here so much lol

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#10
Quote by Will Lane
that's about 5 mins if i'm doing "research"

holy

shit

lol

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#16
UG of course, when I'm not secretly staring at my nice coworkers boobs across the desk
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#18
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Dude, he knows you're staring.

moobs need love too, you know
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#20
Quote by icanhasgodmode
UG of course, when I'm not secretly staring at my nice coworkers boobs across the desk
the other two employees are both girls but we never work at the same time, and both aren't my type :/

tbh i think the most attractive lady i've seen in this store was our repairman's grandaughter, and that was last when i started a few months ago... visually my days here are not uplifting
#21
Quote by MinterMan22
i wish that i felt more comfortable
masturbating at work
to those manhattan girls & their manhattan boots
stomping all over my heart


~ jakesmellspoo, 2009



i still catch myself staring at that girl who shot me down. well, really just her ass.

they let us wear jeans to work this week.

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh.

brb, gotta change my pants.

(on a serious note, i think i should probably apologize to her. i said some really shitty, petty things about her a few weeks ago and i know she overheard one of the worst loads of garbage i let out of my mouth)
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Last edited by jakesmellspoo at Aug 14, 2015,
#22
You work at a music store, use that time to actually get paid for playing guitar.
#23
Quote by Will Lane at #33549073
the other two employees are both girls but we never work at the same time, and both aren't my type :/

tbh i think the most attractive lady i've seen in this store was our repairman's grandaughter, and that was last when i started a few months ago... visually my days here are not uplifting


mate, boobs are boobs

The Polish guys at work throw stuff at each other when they're bored we work on a production line thing and there's all these annoying plastic coils that they throw, they find it hilarious

They also drew a very crude penis on a bit of paper and taped it to their mate's back, it was there for 40 minutes and they were all crying with laughter by the end, 2 of them had to go to the toilet to calm down before they got in trouble
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#24
Delete ad spam on ug.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#26
Paypal or nudes?
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#27
If I think no one's watching I'll lean up against the machine I work with and press my dick up against it.

Kidding of course, that's weird.
#29
Sometimes, when I'm alone, I rub my nipples against the edge of my desk to get myself arroused.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#30
Quote by wafflesyrup
If I think no one's watching I'll lean up against the machine I work with and press my dick up against it.

Kidding of course, that's weird.



I have my own office which has a window in the wall but no one can see below my shirt. So tempting to un button my pants and belt and get some breeze going down there
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#31
stare at a wall
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#32
hah, as if i work
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#35
Quote by icanhasgodmode
Sometimes, when I'm alone, I rub my nipples against the edge of my desk to get myself arroused.

nice
#39
ok.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#40
watch weird porn
check UG
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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