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#2
no cause it makes you look/smell like a fourteen year old who doesn't understand how to actually smell decent and not chavvy and gross.
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#3
Does it ****. Smells like teenage desperation.
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#5
I once put axe body spray on my face and like 40 vaginas flew into my mouth


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#6
Of course it does haven't you seen the commercials?!!
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#7
It does if you've just left gym class and you're in 7th grade
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#10
Of course, it's a shower in a can.
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#11
No.

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#12
I used to wear axe body spray (called Lynx here) and I think women were more interested in me then than they are now however I also don't leave my bedroom anymore and that's why I don't wear axe body spray so its like they say about correlation and causation I guess
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#14
Quote by LauraMarx at #33549274
I used to wear axe body spray (called Lynx here) and I think women were more interested in me then than they are now however I also don't leave my bedroom anymore and that's why I don't wear axe body spray so its like they say about correlation and causation I guess

interesting. i'll add that to the report.
#16
srly tho just hit up like jean-paul gauthier or paco robanne. so much better
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#17
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I use AXE. A woman has never complimented me on smelling good but also never commented that I stink. What that mean?

Means you stink
I've used it. I don't remember which ones, but they were ok.
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#18
most of them smell pretty awful tbh but better than smelling like shit i suppose
#23
But, like, there's real cologne, though
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#24
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#25
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But, like, there's real cologne, though

yeah basically just get some decent underarm deodorant and then saturate yourself with some posh Armani and whatnot
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#26
does any scent?

i mean when I smell someone nice, the best they will get is a "hm they smell really nice, lemme stay in their prescence longer so I can sniff"

if they're meh, I'm still gonna be all like "nah" after i'm done sniffing.

conversely, if they have a meh fragrance i'm not gonna be scared off it they're nice to look at. if they smell horrible then i'm out. basically if people just shower and use a little deodrant to help with arm pit stank, they are good enough for me.
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#27
i never understood perfume. i want you to smell like a natural clean human. if you want to smell like flowers dont use chemicals, make yourself a flower necklace and wear that.

if i was a girl, which im not, i would want dudes to smell just as natural. woman are attracted to the odors we give off. Just be clean and fresh, dont wear chemicals. especially axe.
#28
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i never understood perfume. i want you to smell like a natural clean human. if you want to smell like flowers dont use chemicals, make yourself a flower necklace and wear that.

if i was a girl, which im not, i would want dudes to smell just as natural. woman are attracted to the odors we give off. Just be clean and fresh, dont wear chemicals. especially axe.



i'd say about perhaps 1/10 times someone has used perfume I will actually like the scent.

and that is providing they used just enough to give a hint of it in the air that you don't notice until you've stood around them for a like half a minute and not some instant toxic cloud that feels like you've got hayfever.
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#29
and really, they could just dump some maple syrup or some nice honey on their head and I would really really like their smell.
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#30
I always assumed most people wear cologne/perfume to cover up the smell of their farts, not to attract others.
#31
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i never understood perfume. i want you to smell like a natural clean human. if you want to smell like flowers dont use chemicals, make yourself a flower necklace and wear that.

Dunno man, a guy in PE once told me I smelled like garlic despite me not wearing anything made of garlic. People stink.
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#32
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But, like, there's real cologne, though

Nah, all cologne have old man scent, i'd rather take ****ing Axe over that shit

Perfume has the same problem but not quite as severe you can occasionally smell a good one
#34
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I use AXE. A woman has never complimented me on smelling good but also never commented that I stink. What that mean?

You're not using enough. Just pop the lid and get some of that liquid gold all over you
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#38
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i mean when I smell someone nice, the best they will get is a "hm they smell really nice, lemme stay in their prescence longer so I can sniff"



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#39
Lynx makes you more attractive to llamas.
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