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#1
She was talking about her favourite djent bands and when she was done I said "thall". She just listens to pop djent bands like Periphery and The Cortonionist whereas I listen to super underground djent like Animals as Leaders and Meshuggah, the list just goes on and on. So I walked out on her for being a lying fake-djent, friendzoning bitch. A metalhead walked up to me on the way out and gave me 100 dollars for giving him faith in this generation of djent.
#2
I think the guy gave you $100 for a blowjob.
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#5
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This did not happen

Also AAL and Meshuggah are not underground lol


What makes you think this didn't happen.
#7
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What makes you think this didn't happen.



Because no one would even consider going on a date with a djent weirdo
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#8
I like underground djent like meshuggah too. We're cool guys op.
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We all have the rights to be mad

So does you
#9
Is djent still a thing? Like, none of the people in those bands have realized how shit the music they make is?
#10
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Because no one would even consider going on a date with a djent weirdo


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that was the worst story I ever heard, you should be ashamed.


Please, you're both just salty because you can't get dates
#11
How is Meshuggah and AAL underground in any world? They are like the two biggest bands in the genre alongside Periphery.
#12
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Please, you're both just salty because you can't get dates

You're salty because your taste in music is even worse than Blode, and you didn't get your Nat King Cole.
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Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#14
I've a gf m8

and I knew about AAL and mesh before the others lol all of which are shite too
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#17
A metalhead walked up to me on the way out and gave me 100 dollars for giving him faith in this generation of djent.


More like he stole 100 dollars from you as punishment for listening to djent
I have nothing important to say
#21
This is the worst made up story of all time. Bring back APileOfDeadCops pls
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#22
of all the stories that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#24
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No no no, she's into GENTS.


Have to hand it to you, that made me lol.
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#26
Quote by Ro-may-o
What makes you think this didn't happen.


All of it.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#27
****in faaaake. If I could find a girl that liked even Periphery, I swear to god... Around here, it's katy perry, ed sheeran, all that crap. I once got excited about a girl who liked Breaking Benjamin, but she was a lesbian.
#28
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****in faaaake. If I could find a girl that liked even Periphery, I swear to god... Around here, it's katy perry, ed sheeran, all that crap. I once got excited about a girl who liked Breaking Benjamin, but she was a lesbian.

Yeah, I too can only find girls with better music taste than me
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#29
Quote by GFraser
****in faaaake. If I could find a girl that liked even Periphery, I swear to god... Around here, it's katy perry, ed sheeran, all that crap. I once got excited about a girl who liked Breaking Benjamin, but she was a lesbian.

I'd advise you to stop trying to date female versions of yourself.

Seriously, you don't need to like the same music to have a relationship.
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#30
i think it just got more highschool in here
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#31
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I'd advise you to stop trying to date female versions of yourself.

Ах, так вы не пьете и не курите?
Хорошо для вас: вы здоровым умрете!
#32
Quote by GFraser
****in faaaake. If I could find a girl that liked even Periphery, I swear to god... Around here, it's katy perry, ed sheeran, all that crap. I once got excited about a girl who liked Breaking Benjamin, but she was a lesbian.


Damn elitists.
#33
Okay I admit, I very slightly sweetened up the story: The guy already owed my 50, but he doubled it because of my actions.
#34
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'd advise you to stop trying to date female versions of yourself.

Seriously, you don't need to like the same music to have a relationship.


lke the OP ever had an actual date

yeah i can't remember the last time i dated a girl that liked the same music. the mrs likes pop and country mostly. i hate those mostly but she at least listens to music. occasionaly she suprises me and likes something good like SRV or Joe Bonamassa. metal forget about it she's not into it. kinda doubt she's going to request Dream Theater when she's in my car either.
#35
It's all about clank now anyway.
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#38
One of my favourite youtube comments is



because of the twist

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