ok (again 2 [round 3 {let's go you little shits} it's the last round] get a ban here)

#1
Post here get banned.

BUT one user gets a bonus prize. All users get entered into a raffle (rng generator). If you posted in thr other threads you get a 2nd (and possibly 3rd) raffle entry.


Full disclosure :

(Consumption today)
2 venison sausages and toast and salad
1 espresso
2 amstells
3 double disaronno
2 double vodka
1 double jameson
3 zwyiecz (or however its spelt )
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~ Bill Watterson


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#3
do people that cant get banned get entered into special prize draw?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#4
I posted in all 3 hmu
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#5
last night we were getting for bed, and my dog had his balls cut, so he had the cone and all that. we got a bunch of sedatives and so I cut one in half (half was the 'max' dose) and put a bit in a spoon with peanut butter, sort of thing. Shortly after, having completely forgotten, I saw the other half pill (didn't remember putting it there, and didn't really remember seeing the pill in the peanut butter). So i was pretty confused. And then we had a brief scare where I though I'd given him my sleeping med, which pretty much would've killed him. probably.

anyway, good times
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#6
Quote by Hydra150
do people that cant get banned get entered into special prize draw?



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“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#7
I mean i dunno what the prize is yet lmao.
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“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#9
And adx a raspberry magnum ice cream stick and a mango and raspberry cider to that list.
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“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#10
Quote by Jon777
yay alcoholism

Tbf i rarely get drunk. Usually a 1 drink 2 or 3 times a week guy.
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“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#11
I really appreciate your use of parentheses and brackets
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#13
Quote by eGraham
I really appreciate your use of parentheses and brackets

Right? Ali inspired me to take it to new depths
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~ Bill Watterson


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#14
Ali?

ALI?

Do you even (((ass and butt)))?
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#15
Quote by MinterMan22 at #33551569
lmao shortest 3000+ days of my life so much for that eh gg "theguitarist" more like "thesoftest" come @ me you call that a ban?

nice




#16
Quote by eGraham
Ali?

ALI?

Do you even (((ass and butt)))?



Why the 'and' is there a difference between the two i don't know about?
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~ Bill Watterson


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#17
Quote by MinterMan22
nice


Hagaha.
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~ Bill Watterson


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#18
Quote by eGraham at #33553099
Do you even (((ass and butt)))?

:'=)




#19
=if(ass=butt,"ass",(vlookup(butt,ass:butt,1, FALSE)))
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~ Bill Watterson


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#20
I really really want to that but
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#23
jameson nice. with that being said

YOU CANT KEEP A GOOD BEAR DOWN BITCH


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#24
also



Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#25
Quote by eGraham
I really really want to that but



my macro and vba skills might be total shit but I can write some sick excel formula.
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“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#26
fite me scrub


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#27
Quote by JamSessionFreak
also




remy?


nice.
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“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#29
Quote by theguitarist at #33553205
my macro and vba skills might be total shit but I can write some sick excel formula.

You have no idea how much excel excites me

Like really it shouldn't be a thing
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#30
So that's where everyone went.
Count me in. I love raffles :3
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#31
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If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#32
Lol BANter but ****sake please do us a favour and don't take 3 days unbanning me this time I have actual useful things to say in other sections of the forum
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

Quote by Bladez22
I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#34
Quote by theguitarist
remy?

is one of my favourite females tbh
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#36
The first step to solving your problem is admitting you have one ok
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33553650
If you are white, you are scum.
#37
Quote by K33nbl4d3
Lol BANter but ****sake please do us a favour and don't take 3 days unbanning me this time I have actual useful things to say in other sections of the forum



smd.
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“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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