Poll: Eat da poopoo
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View poll results: Eat da poopoo
Yes
17 49%
No
10 29%
Maybe
8 23%
Voters: 35.
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#2
#garythread
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#6
#garythread
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#8
tbh woo. automised mundane bodily function is like the future. i'm all for it
superman is killing himself tonight
#9
Quote by Baby Joel at #33558658
tbh woo. automised mundane bodily function is like the future. i'm all for it


it's not really automised, she just can't control her dumping ass function
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
Quote by Pastafarian96
pass, no anal, no love


That's like Bob Marley, write?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#12
What if we're on a date and someone tries to mug us, we could totally dispatch the bag like a grenade or something and make our escape
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
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If you are white, you are scum.
#13
i don't know, it's your situation

^ wouldn't get far due to poo trail
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#14
If anything if she's defecating from her belly the mugger is gonna think twice about pursuit
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33553650
If you are white, you are scum.
#15
wait

is that how colostomy bags work?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#16
Oh idk man, maybe not

Until this thread I had no idea what a colostomy bag was
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33553650
If you are white, you are scum.
#18
Word, I'd use my girl as a human shield in that case

If she leaks poo after a stab I bet the dude would be like "wtf aliens?"
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33553650
If you are white, you are scum.
#20
i feel kinda bad to say it but no, i don't think i would. my grandmother's had one and it's a lot to deal with and for some reason some medical stuff like that can make me uncomfortable :/

#21
Quote by SaintsofNowhere
i feel kinda bad to say it but no, i don't think i would. my grandmother's had one and it's a lot to deal with and for some reason some medical stuff like that can make me uncomfortable :/

I was thinking about it on a purely superficial level, like imagine you're on top just chuggin away all merry and that thing po(o)ps on you.
Last edited by K'Nuckles at Aug 20, 2015,
#22
I'd be like "baby I'll hold him still, you squeeze your pouch o' poo in his mouth"

he'll think twice before mugging somebody again
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33553650
If you are white, you are scum.
#25
I only just noticed your av is brock + uncle sam
Quote by SG_dave at #33549256
I've never wanted to see a guy eat dick so much in my life.
Quote by ali.guitarkid7 at #33553650
If you are white, you are scum.
#27
youre welcome
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#29
Quote by Pastafarian96
pass, no anal, no love

yeah buddy all about that sweet runny ass honey bro MONEY animal of the month award candidate right here

#30
Quote by K'Nuckles
Also is there one sudden gush of the bag filling up, or is it like a slow siphoning kinda deal?

It depends where the stoma is. Further along the large intestine, more fluid has been reclaimed,so the effluent is more like normal poop. In fact, by taking care with diet, a fair proportion of colostomists can predict - really quite accurately - when their stoma will be active, and actually just wear a dry dressing over it for most of the day.

EDIT: And about the butthole thing, that kind of depends why they have the stoma. Very often, it can be temporary to allow an anastomosis to heal, so they'd still have a butt, with the added bonus of no chance of corn on your dick.
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Last edited by slapsymcdougal at Aug 20, 2015,
#31
When i was 7 years old my colon ruptured. I wore a colostomy bag for over a year. I could tell you all you want to know and alot of shit youd rather not.
#32
Quote by Dick Savage
alot of shit youd rather not.

Bet you had a lot of that
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#34
I don't know, can you repeat the question?


I already know no one's gonna get this joke ..
Last edited by Oyface at Aug 20, 2015,
#35
#justgarythreads

but ye i probably would as long as i could sex her normally

Quote by K'Nuckles
Also Ballž



Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#37
ok ye i'd tap/date that


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#40
extra penetration hole
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
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