Poll: PRESIDENTIAL RACE POLL - THE PIT
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HILARY CLINTON (D)
5 10%
DONALD TRUMP (R)
3 6%
DEEZ NUTS (I)
43 84%
Voters: 51.
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#1
inb4 this thread has already been made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=24&v=_gzQI3kiuKw

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/presidential-candidate-deez-nuts-north-carolina-actually-a-15-year-old-iowa

Bad news for nine percent of likely voters in North Carolina: Their preferred presidential candidate doesn’t exist.

The candidate called Deez Nuts — who has filed with the Federal Election Commission (FEC) to run for president — is actually a 15-year-old from Iowa named Brady Olson, according to the Daily Beast.

The high school sophomore said he was inspired by news that Limberbutt McCubbins — a Kentucky cat — had filed paperwork for run for president.

Deez Nuts became a social media phenomenon after a Public Policy Polling poll of North Carolina released Wednesday showed that in a race with Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton and Republican leader Donald Trump, Deez Nuts would garner nine percent support.

The poll also found that six percent of North Carolina voters had a favorable opinion of Deez Nuts, with 13 percent unfavorable and 81 percent not sure.

Olson filed the FEC paperwork in late July. Anyone can fill out a statement of candidacy, and the information included is not checked against public records, the Daily Beast reported.

After a candidate raises $5,000, he or she must fill out forms with legal names and legit contact information.

“The next step is to get some party nominations, like the Minnesota Independence Party or the Modern Whig Party,” Olson told the Daily Beast. “It would also be great to find a VP, preferably McCubbins because the Nuts/McCubbins ticket sounds amazing.”


Still a better choice than Trump
ggg1 ggg3

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#2
VP snoop dog in DA CHRONIC CABINET
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#3
I would vote for deez nuts honestly but also I would vote for some 15 year old kid running for president with a real name
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#4
Someone buy that kid a drink
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#5
We already have Deez Nuts running though...

Ted Cruz and Scott Walker...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#7
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Mike Hunt has my vote


there's a place nearby that sells clothes (mostly leather jackets) called 'Mike Hunt's' and I always thought it was a joke name but the owner is actually called Mike Hunt and he named his store that and I really don't know if he knows or not
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#10
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Deez Nuts, and his running mate, Dem Cox.

10/10
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#11
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Deez Nuts, and his running mate, Dem Cox.


I was beginning to miss you Clarence, in a weird " i miss Clarence" kind of way.
#12
Quote by LauraMarx at #33559010
there's a place nearby that sells clothes (mostly leather jackets) called 'Mike Hunt's' and I always thought it was a joke name but the owner is actually called Mike Hunt and he named his store that and I really don't know if he knows or not

nice
#13
Quote by LauraMarx
there's a place nearby that sells clothes (mostly leather jackets) called 'Mike Hunt's' and I always thought it was a joke name but the owner is actually called Mike Hunt and he named his store that and I really don't know if he knows or not



Maybe hes in partnership with leather tycoon, Ollie Cherpuse'
#14
watch it's actually bernie sanders




#15
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watch it's actually bernie sanders

in which case, he has my vote
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#16
American 'democracy' is as hilarious as their health care system.
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#17
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American 'democracy' is as hilarious as their health care system.

in that they are both a myth?
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#18
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in that they are both a myth?

Exactly.
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#21
His wife is Dat Ass.
o()o

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#25
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His wife is Dat Ass.

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#27
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dis dick

aiiiiiiiint freeeeeeeeeeeeeh




#29
He may be able to beat the current Republican frontrunner, but polls show that most Democrats can lick Deez Nuts.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#34
Quote by davidyanity
Between Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, and Deez Nuts...I'd say Deez Nuts has it in the bag.


Given the limited recognition I'd say the only way he is getting those polling numbers is if he has a great staff...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#35
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Given the limited recognition I'd say the only way he is getting those polling numbers is if he has a great staff...

I just hope its not all hype and he doesn't end up getting sacked.
#36
Quote by OroborosYinYang
I just hope its not all hype and he doesn't end up getting sacked.


They say he's never been beat...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#37
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I just hope its not all hype and he doesn't end up getting sacked.

Things might be getting hairy around polling day.
#38
Quote by OroborosYinYang
I just hope its not all hype and he doesn't end up getting sacked.


A candidate with a ridiculous name like this will alway be low on the polls.
#39
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Things might be getting hairy around polling day.

Yeah, you know how testy people can get...
#40
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Yeah, you know how testy people can get...

He's young, and he's got plenty of spunk.
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