#1
However if I tweak it enough I may very well have the equipment needed to make the worst guitar sound ever recorded. That is within the realm of possibility. I need to dig out my 2.0 line 6 pod and hook it up to my offender champ modeling amp . I will take the line out of that and plug it into my br-800 recorder and use the worst sounding pre-set amp on that so I will have three modelers running at once, all set with the high on 10 middle and bass on zero. And of course I will use my worst guitar. It might sound so bad it will come around full circle and sound good.
Last edited by yope at Aug 24, 2015,
#2
get one of those plastic 3d printed guitars
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#3
thanks an good luck
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#4
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You'll need three or four fuzz pedals too. And make sure you have a phaser or some sort of modulation pedal with everything cranked to 11 so that it sounds like a rubberband.
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#6
also find as many pedals as you can to make a sweet pedalboard that sounds like every type of music possible, in a true happy state of euphoria
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#7
TS, you must find the worst tone possible and use it to make the worst song possible. This is the duty you have given yourself.
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#9
you need a klon a dumble and no less then 3 pete cornish pedals noob. Oh and some at leeast a 10k custom shop hand built artisan guitar noob. also wrong forum
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#12
Make sure to have your guitar set up in badly out of tune standard tuning while trying to do drop tuned style power chords.
#13
Tune to drop Z and strum accordingly.
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#14
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get one of those plastic 3d printed guitars


Don't bother...Jack White probably already has one.
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However if I tweak it enough I may very well have the equipment needed to make the worst guitar sound ever recorded. That is within the realm of possibility. I need to dig out my 2.0 line 6 pod and hook it up to my offender champ modeling amp . I will take the line out of that and plug it into my br-800 recorder and use the worst sounding pre-set amp on that so I will have three modelers running at once, all set with the high on 10 middle and bass on zero. And of course I will use my worst guitar. It might sound so bad it will come around full circle and sound good.


Already been done. Have you ever heard of shoegaze?
#16
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Don't bother...Jack White probably already has one.

Someone once asked me to tab a bass part for one of his songs, in less than two hours I had garnered such a hatred of the song I had to outsource it to a friend of mine with a far more tolerant musical taste (and tabbing skill), and I'm told I have a wide range of preference.
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#17
Actually, in order to make the worst guitar sound possible you really just need to grab whatever gear you have to hand, set it up randomly, and record it using this setup: