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#1
There's this big mother****ing seagull nesting right outside my window. There's a younger seagull too and I've been terrified to open my window. What do?

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Last edited by Fisheth24 at Aug 24, 2015,
#2
whatever you do

don't get fish and chips
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
Spill a box of thumbtacks on the sill.
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#4
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Spill a box of thumbtacks on the sill.
my god how evil
ggg1 ggg3

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#6
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my god how evil

Slipknot would not approve.
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#8
do you have a kazoo?
A poem.
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#10
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the hell do you live that its day at 3am


It was a picture I took earlier,

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do you have a kazoo?


No, but I want one of these...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E6ljLSOkbY
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#12
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the hell do you live that its day at 3am


this. i live in london and it's not that bright right now.

edit: oh. how do you know its the same seagull?
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#13
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this. i live in london and it's not that bright right now.

edit: oh. how do you know its the same seagull?


Same colour, he's currently sitting all chill bathing himself. Rained a lot earlier and the bit outside my window kept all the water in it.
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#14
Spill a bottle of tabasco on top of the spilled box of thumbtacks for good measure.

If you don't have thumbtacks, use Lego bricks. They're just as painful.
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#15
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birds are chill so I say just chill

yeah

although seagulls are like that one guy in your group everyone shit talks when hes not around cause hes always acting like a total dipshit and yall are getting kinda tired of his crap but you put up with him cause he used to be cool except nobody ever confronts him about it until one night where he instigates a fight with a group of bros and he expects you all to have his back but you just cba and then he takes it personally and never talks to you again
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Hm, not bad. Could see myself sticking this on from time to time.
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#20
Just scare them away and then move the nest. They're dumbshit birds, you should be able to figure out how to get rid of them with that human brain of yours.
#21
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Just scare them away and then move the nest. They're dumbshit birds, you should be able to figure out how to get rid of them with that human brain of yours.

hence surprise kazoo
A poem.
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#22
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yeah

although seagulls are like that one guy in your group everyone shit talks when hes not around cause hes always acting like a total dipshit and yall are getting kinda tired of his crap but you put up with him cause he used to be cool except nobody ever confronts him about it until one night where he instigates a fight with a group of bros and he expects you all to have his back but you just cba and then he takes it personally and never talks to you again


Holy run-on sentence Batman!

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#24
get some of these



or make your own out of old metal coathangers
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#27
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hence surprise kazoo


Nahhh! The Matchbox Twenty song would be more fun.

It would probably induce vomiting fits. At least it did for me.
#31
Update:

Almost 6AM now.
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#34
seriously though, what's your problem with the little guy?
A poem.
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#35
Just whip it out. That scares away most things when I do it.
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#37
Poke it with a stick. If that doesn't work, you might have to just burn your house down.
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#38
Can of deodorant and a lighter.
Point contents of can away from face
Instant flamethower!

Also bonus points if the pigeon takes off on fire
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And remember who you are
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And everything must pass
#39
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whatever you do

don't get fish and chips


or do get fish and chips, then put ket on the chips like those lads in Ibiza did
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#40
Apparently if you give a pigeon panadol it will swell up and explode.

No idea if it's true, but destiny exists for a reason
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
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