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This morning, I had pancakes cum chocolate fudge plus a glass of black coffee and a few blueberries.
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#2
cum chocolate fudge? I don't like salt on my pancakes, personally.
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#4
eastwinn's mom
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#6
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pointless multivitamin tablet and chewable Iron supplement

straya
#7
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an apparently pointless multivitamin tablet and chewable Iron supplement with an ANZAC biscuit and a milo.

If that's representative of your diet for the rest of the day, then the multivitamin is probably actually pretty useful.
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#8
Toast with butter and a cup of tea
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straya

A proper 'strayan breakfast is weet bix washed down with a cold can of VB and a pack of winnie blues
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#9
Tomatoes on toast. Tea. Maybe a yoghurt if I have any left.
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#10
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Toast with butter and a cup of tea

A proper 'strayan breakfast is weet bix washed down with a cold can of VB and a pack of winnie blues

Rice Krispies with a can of flat lager from last night. They go snap, crackle and oh, my head.

The breakfast of ex-champions.
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#11
I eat pancakes nearly everyday for breakfast. if I'm running late I'll smear some peanut butter on some bread and eat it on the way to work
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#12
coffee


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#14
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Rice Krispies with a can of flat lager from last night. They go snap, crackle and oh, my head.

The breakfast of ex-champions.


We would never do that here, we never (Thankfully) adopted you Brits weird habit of drinking warm beer.....
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We would never do that here, we never (Thankfully) adopted you Brits weird habit of drinking warm beer.....

This is more the one you opened, but fell into a drunken stupor before finishing.
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#16
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This is more the one you opened, but fell into a drunken stupor before finishing.


Pfft, lightweight
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#18
who the fuck drinks coffee from a glass? gtfo TS


i have no food at my house so I guess I won't eat breakfast....might go into work early so I can get a good lunch in.
#19
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who the fuck drinks coffee from a glass? gtfo TS


i have no food at my house so I guess I won't eat breakfast....might go into work early so I can get a good lunch in.


Some days when I cbf making breakfast, I go to work early and eat the biscuits we give jurors....they're actually pretty tasty
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#20
i am now consuming yoghurt


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#21
Quote by i_lovemetallica at #33566729
Some days when I cbf making breakfast, I go to work early and eat the biscuits we give jurors....they're actually pretty tasty



lol i feel ya bro. bread is delicious. when it's super busy at work and no one has time to take a break, we eat the rolls that we give out to guests before their meals come.
#23
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Coffee is not breakfast.
It's life.

People who believe this are worse than Hitler.
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#24
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Coffee is not breakfast.
It's life.


I've never understood the hero worship around coffee. I like a nice coffee about once or twice a week, but I can't drink it every day. Not to mention, coffee breath is such a major turn off

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lol i feel ya bro. bread is delicious. when it's super busy at work and no one has time to take a break, we eat the rolls that we give out to guests before their meals come.


I ****ing love those rolls....I wish I could get a supply of those to snack on during the day
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#25
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People who believe this are worse than Hitler.

I'll take that as a compliment.
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#26
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I've never understood the hero worship around coffee.

let me help

you live in a strongly westernized society where the strong emotional response to and opinion on consumer goods and services is the last bulwark of personal identity



Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
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Quote by i_lovemetallica at #33566741


I ****ing love those rolls....I wish I could get a supply of those to snack on during the day



bitch u aint even been 2 my restaurant dont act liek u kno my rollz
#28
I must say that I was intentionally exaggerating my coffee worship there. Don't (as with nearly all my posts) take it too seriously
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People who believe this are worse than Hitler.

I heard he was nice to dogs though
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I've never understood the hero worship around coffee. I like a nice coffee about once or twice a week, but I can't drink it every day. Not to mention, coffee breath is such a major turn off

It gets way better when you drink to excess
#29
... and expression of self


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#30
**** all of you ninja'd-ing bastards


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#31
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I heard he was nice to dogs though

Helped bring down unemployment, built highways and supposedly designed the Beetle. And hey, everybody makes mistakes
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#32
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I must say that I was intentionally exaggerating my coffee worship there. Don't (as with nearly all my posts) take it too seriously

I heard he was nice to dogs though

It gets way better when you drink to excess


I did go through a period of drinking coffee to excess, all I gained from it was a few additional hours pissing at the urinal.
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let me help

you live in a strongly westernized society where the strong emotional response to and opinion on consumer goods and services is the last bulwark of personal identity


I am way too tired to comprehend what you just wrote there, but I am about to break a massive taboo of the internet, worse than icyhot, worse than buttsecks, worse than jailbait.

I hate bacon.

You heard me

I
****ING
HATE
BACON
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#33
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let me help

you live in a strongly westernized society where the strong emotional response to and opinion on consumer goods and services is the last bulwark of personal identity


Actually true.

Also see: beer snobs who are all "DAE le microbrew"
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#34
Quote by i_lovemetallica
I did go through a period of drinking coffee to excess, all I gained from it was a few additional hours pissing at the urinal.

But what more could you want?

For real though, I'm gradually building down my coffee intake - stopping altogether at once gives me massive headaches, plus I don't want to stop drinking it entirely.
I never actually drank coffee as a way to wake me up or anything. If I want to do that I'll eat an apple or something else high in sugar.
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But what more could you want?

For real though, I'm gradually building down my coffee intake - stopping altogether at once gives me massive headaches, plus I don't want to stop drinking it entirely.
I never actually drank coffee as a way to wake me up or anything. If I want to do that I'll eat an apple or something else high in sugar.


Coffee as a stimulant is such a dumb idea.....tried that many times, and all it did was make me super jittery and I got no work done anyway.

That's the caffeine withdrawl giving you a headache, you have to wean yourself off, same with people who give up Coke or Pepsi.
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And remember who you are
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#36
Quote by i_lovemetallica
I hate bacon.

You heard me

I
****ING
HATE
BACON

I wouldn't say I hate it but it does kinda suck.

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Also see: beer snobs who are all "DAE le microbrew"

I mean it's the same with coffee. It gets annoying when some obnoxious cvnt who can't shut up about his or her tastes likes it, or even worse if they actually give you shit for not liking it as well.

Like honestly how many people have you met who are really that annoying about it? It's pretty rare, at least here. I don't remember meeting anyone irl that's like that.

But then you open shit like reddit and 9gag and you just want to shoot yourself.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at Aug 25, 2015,
#37
Yeah, I first noticed it because I tend to drink less/no coffee on weekends, and I ended up getting a headache every Sunday.

Short term solution was to drink more coffee on Sundays.
#38
I had 3 bits of weetabix and a cup of tea for breakfast
I have nothing important to say
#39
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I had 3 bits of weetabix and a cup of tea for breakfast

Why do you guys add that extra "a" to Weet bix? Be efficient for crying out loud
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I wouldn't say I hate it but it does kinda suck.

If bacon wasn't such a topic for people to jerk off to, I wouldn't be so vocal in my opposition to it, but if I ever tell someone I don't like bacon they go berserck as if I just murdered a kitten with a lawnmower
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