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wifes goin to school seminars out of town for about 5 days. shes going with coworkers etc. she leaves and i get no hug no kiss nada. thats 21 yrs of bs marriage. do not get married it will end up sucking.. me and dog will chill all week alone with our thoughts...ty
DONT BE A DICK
#3
Pretty shitty dude.


I mean not really but hey...
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#4
maybe you forgot to apologize for something before you left I don't usually leave the house without hugging or kissing my husband unless he has pissed me off royally
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#7
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Get a divorce?

Get hookers.
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#9
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Ge with the program, that started at 00:01, on 1st January 2015.
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#12
i'm telling
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#13
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wifes goin to school seminars out of town for about 5 days. shes going with coworkers etc. she leaves and i get no hug no kiss nada. thats 21 yrs of bs marriage. do not get married it will end up sucking.. me and dog will chill all week alone with our thoughts...ty

That's great. Why aren't you talking to her about it?...
#14
...21 years of marriage, and this is what breaks it up?
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#16
You're clearly a shit husband

#blodethread
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#17
Maybe she was waiting for you to hug and kiss her.
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#18
I think divorce option is the best here
Find a new wife who gives you a hug and kiss even if she's only leaving the house for 5 minutes

OR
Marry the dog and say it's all her fault for leaving for 5 days
I have nothing important to say
#19
Fuck her best friend. Poke a hole in your own condom. Raise the child in secret with her best friend. Amend your will to leave everything to your bastard child. Then you'll be even.
#21
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Fuck her best friend. Poke a hole in your own condom. Raise the child in secret with her best friend. Amend your will to leave everything to your bastard child. Then you'll be even.

This seems like the only sensible course of action given the circumstances. You are a wise man.
#22
I'm lucky to have made it thru 2 long term relationships 7+ years each, two pregnancies and I'm still single and free with no kids, yeeyaa!!
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I'm lucky to have made it thru 2 long term relationships 7+ years each, two pregnancies and I'm still single and free with no kids, yeeyaa!!



#24
Thats what I was thinking mega
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#26
Either they were aborted or he disowned them, either way, certainly something to be proud about
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#27
2 abortions, sad.

Got both girls pregnant but was not willing to commit. They were both psycho at times, neither would have been a good Mother, irresponsible and spoilt. One of them went off the pill without telling me, hoping to trap me into marriage, no thanks.

Both girls were fun and cute though, probably the only reason I couldn't break it off with them... they got tired of waiting, miss them.
#28
Sorry to hear that dude
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#29
Thanks Clash, it hurt at the time but now I'm fine. If I could go back, I'd do the same thing.


I have a great life actually, far better than I think it would be if I did settle down with either and have a family.
#30
That's the spirit, glad to hear it
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#31
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Thanks Clash, it hurt at the time but now I'm fine. If I could go back, I'd do the same thing.

Or you could go back, not date such crazy bitches, and...you know, not act like what you did is somehow worthy of pride.
#32
What would you do if a girl attempted to trap you by getting pregnant?

I also hoped over the years things would evolve and they would get a bit more responsible, never happened.

The same girl had her degree but got fired within 3 months of every job she had (great jobs in London any one of you would kill for) it's not because she was stupid, but lazy and irresponsible.

I laughed when she said "I'm bored with you working, I have no job, you have to quit and we're going scuba diving in Australia for 6 months. I do love adventurous people though.
Sounded more fun than working, so I did, but looking back that job had huge opportunity.


And also, I can honestly say they were some of the best times of my life, also the worst. But the worst was nowhere near other things, and the best has never had anything come close, so life is strange. No regrets, just keep going.
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#33
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What would you do if a girl attempted to trap you by getting pregnant?

I also hoped over the years things would evolve and they would get a bit more responsible, never happened.

The same girl had her degree but got fired within 3 months of every job she had (great jobs in London any one of you would kill for) it's not because she was stupid, but lazy and irresponsible.

I laughed when she said "I'm bored with you working, I have no job, you have to quit and we're going scuba diving in Australia for 6 months.
Sounded more fun than working, so I did, but looking back that job had huge opportunity.

I know I'm very selfish, but she was more so.

Oh well, I'm really happy anyways

What what, in the butt.
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#34
nobody's perfect
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#35
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wifes goin to school seminars out of town for about 5 days. shes going with coworkers etc. she leaves and i get no hug no kiss nada. thats 21 yrs of bs marriage. do not get married it will end up sucking.. me and dog will chill all week alone with our thoughts...ty
I bet you could get a cheap new profile on this website I heard about last week.
#36
I don't believe any of your story. Not even that you have a dog.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#39
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wifes goin to school seminars out of town for about 5 days. shes going with coworkers etc. she leaves and i get no hug no kiss nada. thats 21 yrs of bs marriage. do not get married it will end up sucking.. me and dog will chill all week alone with our thoughts...ty

then why are you still married?
#40
TS doesn't exactly seem like a problem solver guys
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