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My friend and I recently did some landscape work for this guy's landscape company. We had to weed-eat giant fields 8 hours a day in the SCORCHING HEAT. He told us he'd pay us $10 an hour under the table, so its pretty much worth it right??? WRONG!! we worked for him for about a week, and between us, he owes us a combined total of $865. Guess what?? He's now claiming we never did any work for him, and is refusing to pay us. I can't go to the police because we were working illegally anyway... so here's what we thought of.

We're talking about getting some more guys together and we all take shits in bags, then go to their house at night and dump/smear it all over their trucks (they just leave them sitting outside). I was wondering which resturants I should eat at the day of, that will give me the biggest/nastiest/smelliest shits. I really want to give this ****er what he deserves. thanks in advance.
#2
You'll need something to stop it drying, really. Or something that'll give it significant adhesion.

But also you'll need to save some money, for the bail.
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#3
Dairy Queen, all day, errday, for nasty shits.
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#4
Thai food gives me the shits.
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#5
Whatever happened to just physically assaulting somebody.
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You'll need something to stop it drying, really. Or something that'll give it significant adhesion.

But also you'll need to save some money, for the bail.

Piss on it.

With patience, that will also yield (small quantities of) saltpetre.
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#8
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Whatever happened to just physically assaulting somebody.

I know, eh? No class with the kids these days..
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Piss on it.

With patience, that will also yield (small quantities of) saltpetre.
Don't forget to mix it with sugar! #justbombmakingthings

to clarify you won't be able to do this without a shit ton of the stuff and you'd need to know the right people in the right industries to get that in any usable form, and even then you'd need decent chemical knowledge to get anywhere so don't even bother following that idea. plus it's illegal and morally wrong and stuff #justdontbanmethings
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#10
Eat shit then shit the shit.
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Don't forget to mix it with sugar! #justbombmakingthings

to clarify you won't be able to do this without a shit ton of the stuff and you'd need to know the right people in the right industries to get that in any usable form, and even then you'd need decent chemical knowledge to get anywhere so don't even bother following that idea. plus it's illegal and morally wrong and stuff #justdontbanmethings

Oh yea, and even if you got everything in the right proportion, there's a good chance you can set it off during corning, which you'll have to do it you want it to actually burn fast enough to even make a firework.
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#13
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All food since is there such a thing as nice shit? All shit is nasty AF.


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#14
Just google smelliest substances or something. I'm sure you'll find something cheap and nasty; maybe use prostitutes?
#15
Good luck with your revenge . He deserves to be chastised harshly.
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Just google smelliest substances or something. I'm sure you'll find something cheap and nasty; maybe use prostitutes?


eat a prostitute?
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#17
Mexican food kills my toilet for sure plus you can put a little sombrero on top of the car..
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#18
All you can eat Buffets, especially asian themed ones.

The amount of poo that can leave a human body at once is unbelievable.
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#20
Food actually in the country it's pretending to be from is much better. Mexican food is much better in Mexico, I assume Asian food is better in Asia
#22
anyone have any more ideas on how to **** them over??? we were talking about siphoning the gas on all their trucks while we were there, I could use the extra gas.
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anyone have any more ideas on how to **** them over??? we were talking about siphoning the gas on all their trucks while we were there, I could use the extra gas.

Do that the first night, then shit in a bag after, because you'll probably get at least a mouthful of gasoline.
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#24
No doing it over the course of two nights won't work because they'll probably move the trucks after they notice all the gas is gone.
#25
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No doing it over the course of two nights won't work because they'll probably move the trucks after they notice all the gas is gone.

You're just not committed.

Seriously, either go big or go home with revenge plotting.
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My friend and I recently did some landscape work for this guy's landscape company. We had to weed-eat giant fields 8 hours a day in the SCORCHING HEAT. He told us he'd pay us $10 an hour under the table, so its pretty much worth it right??? WRONG!! we worked for him for about a week, and between us, he owes us a combined total of $865. Guess what?? He's now claiming we never did any work for him, and is refusing to pay us. I can't go to the police because we were working illegally anyway... so here's what we thought of.

We're talking about getting some more guys together and we all take shits in bags, then go to their house at night and dump/smear it all over their trucks (they just leave them sitting outside). I was wondering which resturants I should eat at the day of, that will give me the biggest/nastiest/smelliest shits. I really want to give this ****er what he deserves. thanks in advance.

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Dude, you're right... i'm thinking of slashing their goddamn tires too. **** those guys

The guy ****ed you hard and you did nothing. This means that if something happened to him and/or his property, you'll be the first he goes after.

These plans of revenge are all bitch moves. You could've done/negotiated something while he was ripping you off.

I'd leave it as a lesson learned.
#28
Some Vietnamese restaurant in chinatown in my state. I have even tried telling my parents that the restaurant smells bad as well.
#29
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Some Vietnamese restaurant in chinatown in my state. I have even tried telling my parents that the restaurant smells bad as well.

sounds greasy
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#30
Mission accoplished!!!! I just got home from finishing the job with my crew. Me and my friend were able to get three other people involved and to contribute shit to dump (there was quite a bit). while I was busy smearing the shit all over their trucks (windshield, door handles, headlights), two of the other guys split up and siphoned all the gas from all three trucks.... I shot a text to the getaway driver, who had his pickup truck parked half a mile down the road in the driveway of a vacant house. he came and got us, and on the way out I slashed the tires of the biggest truck. We were in and out in about 10 minutes. pretty good if you ask me. those ****s are gonna have a fun day at work tomorrow btw we all went to Golden Corral and stuffed our ****ing faces today. the shit was nasty.
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Mission accoplished!!!! I just got home from finishing the job with my crew. Me and my friend were able to get three other people involved and to contribute shit to dump (there was quite a bit). while I was busy smearing the shit all over their trucks (windshield, door handles, headlights), two of the other guys split up and siphoned all the gas from all three trucks.... I shot a text to the getaway driver, who had his pickup truck parked half a mile down the road in the driveway of a vacant house. he came and got us, and on the way out I slashed the tires of the biggest truck. We were in and out in about 10 minutes. pretty good if you ask me. those ****s are gonna have a fun day at work tomorrow btw we all went to Golden Corral and stuffed our ****ing faces today. the shit was nasty.


What are you, 12? What a childish, inefficient thing to do. You wasted time, effort, and money just to get your petty revenge.
#32
Totally, you should have just strong armed the guy for your money lile everyone else has to do. You already had a crew there.
#35
Not fun at all but if someone steals your money sometimes you have to choose between paying rent/food and just learning a lesson
#37
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Oh jesus you actually did it.

then you ran away

APileOfDeadCops multi confirmed.

#38
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Oh jesus you actually did it.

then you ran away

APileOfDeadCops multi confirmed.


Only one way to confirm it.

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Dude, you're right... i'm thinking of slashing their goddamn tires too. **** those guys

That's not big.

Seriously, if your revenge involves anything less than a 100km wide asteroid falling on their head, it's not worth it.
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