Poll: Youre not dead
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View poll results: Youre not dead
Ya
19 56%
No
21 62%
Voters: 34.
#3
~~~
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
i'm already dead
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#9
I am dead and this offends me
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#13
Voted both because Schrödinger
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#16
Quote by whywefight
Youre not dead

Act accordingly
Dead men tell no tales, so I won't.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#18
Reminder: you are all slowly dying of life or something
I have nothing important to say
#22
I haven't been dead for a long time, friend. Not a single man yet has managed to decapitate me throughout the centuries I've lived. And I certainly don't see a man of the modern age possessing the martial prowess to do so.
#25
Death simply leads to new life.

Quote by EndTheRapture51
who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#27
Son of a bitch
Quote by Nelsean
Lil B, the young based god, has the ability to create music so profound, that others around him cannot even comprehend his magnificent verbal progressive nature.

Quote by The_Blode
^ oh hey y'all females...welcome !
#28
Until you walk into my room and see my person, you cannot say with certainty whether I am alive or dead. My cat might be typing this for all you know
#29
psyched to die
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#30
I'm very happy to still be alive, and looking forward to more life
#31
Quote by whywefight
Act accordingly

SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#38
I don't wanna be like other adults
Cuz they've already died
Cool and condescending
Fossilized
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